Dog Names That Are Absolutely Horrible – Here Are 25
Hey Rat Rockers, some people are nuts when it comes to their pet’s names. We all love our fur babies because they truly are our best friend. When you come home from a hard day’s work they are right there at the door to greet you. And above all, they will always show you LOVE and never let you down. I was out and about, and someone introduced me to their dog. I almost fell over when I heard the name. It was “Dahmer.” Yes like Jeffrey Dahmer. I even said to myself didn’t he kill animals other than people?
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Well be that as it may, “Dahmer” was just a little Dachshunds better known as a joke as the “Hot Dogs.” Because of their long thin and small body. Probably not the pup for Jeffrey, because he might have put some mustard on it and had a feast.
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Well, I did some asking around. I polled a few friends on the absolute most ridiculous pet names they’ve ever heard. I managed to come up with a list of 25, and decided to share it with you.
Now when it comes to pet names, I always think of the traditional names for doggies. You always hear names like, “Max,” “Charlie,” “Lucy,” or even a ” Toto.” or “Spike.” Wait until you check out this list. Please feel free to add some wacked out names you’ve heard.
Top 25 Terrible Dog Names.
- Max – E. Pad
- Karen
- Satan
- Shithead – Remember the movie, “The Jerk?”
- Justin Bieber
- Enema
- DMX
- Syndrome
- Granny
- Dicky
- Killer
- Ugly
- Stain
- Spanky
- Your EX’s name
- Months or Days ( Like January, or Monday)
- Killer
- Bitch
- Saddam
- Poppi
- Pope
- Fart
- Roadkill
- Al Coholic
- YOUR MOMMA !
I still can’t believe someone would name their canine one of these names. But it does take different strokes to move the world. Thank you for taking the time out to read this, and rocking out with me and The Rat. Now check out some of the cute pup photos from Bark In The Park. Also get more stories by clicking right HERE. Much love and cheers, your boy – Gotts
