Guy Creates A Three-Fingered Middle Finger Gesture That You Can Give When You’re REALLY Annoyed
Good morning, Rat Rock Nation…and it’s possible that I’ve found the most useful online video tutorial that you’ll ever see. A young man from India has taken the middle finger gesture up a notch…and since we live in New Jersey where the bird is pretty much a standard greeting…this is helpful to all of us.
As the guy in the clip points out…sometimes you’re given the middle finger…how do you answer back? By flipping a double bird (two middle fingers), of course! But, how do you possibly combat that dreaded double-bird? By giving THREE middle fingers…in effect…a TRIPLE-bird! Watch below!
Now, THAT’s some next level flipping-of-the-bird! Forget about a one-fingered salute…that’s a three-fingered masterpiece! A triple-bird? YESSIR! I’m sorry…but I’m going to begin practicing this gesture immediately. I’m going into training. Summertime at the Jersey Shore will be here before you know it and I need to be prepared for New York and Pennsylvania visitors who drive sloppily and slowly on Route 35! YOU CAN MAKE A RIGHT ON RED, New Yorker! You know what…forget about it…here’s a Triple-Bird for ya!
Of course…I would not recommend giving this difficult gesture while driving (unless you have one of those self-driving vehicles). The triple-bird take both hands and a complicated folding of the fingers that…if you were to attempt it while on the road…you’d probably crash into a tree. So, we must wait until we are at a red light before giving this new wonder of obscene gestures. Make sure the car is completely stopped and then hit ’em with it! That’s my advice! I’m Davey Mac…and I’m insane!
Celebs Flipping The Bird
