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Guy Creates A Three-Fingered Middle Finger Gesture That You Can Give When You’re REALLY Annoyed

Good morning, Rat Rock Nation…and it’s possible that I’ve found the most useful online video tutorial that you’ll ever see.  A young man from India has taken the middle finger…

The 9th Annual Shorty Awards - Ceremony

NEW YORK, NY – APRIL 23: The Middle Finger accepts an award on stage at the The 9th Annual Shorty Awards on April 23, 2017 in New York City.

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Good morning, Rat Rock Nation...and it's possible that I've found the most useful online video tutorial that you'll ever see.  A young man from India has taken the middle finger gesture up a notch...and since we live in New Jersey where the bird is pretty much a standard greeting...this is helpful to all of us.

As the guy in the clip points out...sometimes you're given the middle finger...how do you answer back?  By flipping a double bird (two middle fingers), of course!  But, how do you possibly combat that dreaded double-bird?  By giving THREE middle fingers...in effect...a TRIPLE-bird!  Watch below!

Now, THAT's some next level flipping-of-the-bird!  Forget about a one-fingered salute...that's a three-fingered masterpiece!  A triple-bird?  YESSIR!  I'm sorry...but I'm going to begin practicing this gesture immediately.  I'm going into training.  Summertime at the Jersey Shore will be here before you know it and I need to be prepared for New York and Pennsylvania visitors who drive sloppily and slowly on Route 35!  YOU CAN MAKE A RIGHT ON RED, New Yorker!  You know what...forget about it...here's a Triple-Bird for ya!

Of course...I would not recommend giving this difficult gesture while driving (unless you have one of those self-driving vehicles).  The triple-bird take both hands and a complicated folding of the fingers that...if you were to attempt it while on the road...you'd probably crash into a tree.  So, we must wait until we are at a red light before giving this new wonder of obscene gestures.  Make sure the car is completely stopped and then hit 'em with it!  That's my advice!  I'm Davey Mac...and I'm insane!

Celebs Flipping The Bird

“East Side” Dave McDonald has been the co-host of The Morning Rat Race for the past ten years. A lifelong Monmouth County resident, Davey Mac was raised in Spring Lake and graduated from Monmouth University. Additionally, Davey Mac co-hosts The East Side Dave and Son Wrestling Show (which is available on WRAT.com and is nationally syndicated by Beasley Digital Media). Davey Mac is a mega-sports fan, crazy wrestling enthusiast, Star Wars obsessive, rock and roll freak, and all-around Pop Culture nut. From the hottest streaming shows to the best in live sports, Dave tries to watch everything.