Why is this man smiling? Not for the reason you may think…
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 14: Former New York Yankee Derek Jeter address the media after a pregame ceremony honoring him and retiring his number 2 at Yankee Stadium on May 14, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)
While most baseball fans around the globe know Derek Jeter’s stats, and why he was a no brainer to be a first ballot Hall Of Famer, you may not know that the now family man Derek has a sexual past that is first ballot worthy in an entirely different HOF ! Lets take a brief look shall we, at the All Star team who, alledgedly, have all been taken around the bases by “The Captain” over the years in Derek Jeter’s Dating Diamond…
Leading off and playing left field the first name we heard associated with Jete 20 years ago, she was hot she was kookie, she was and is “Mariah”!
Batting second the shortstop, soon to be Mrs Jost, she was never to be Mrs Jeter, it’s “ScarJo”
Batting third, the DH, and the Cougar of the crew, meeeowww. “Tyra”
Batting Cleanup, in right, long before JT, she had some DJ, it’s “Jessica number 1”
Next, she’s many a men’s fantasy, but Jete’s reality for a time, the center fielder “Jessica number 2”.
You get the idea…Suffice to say lady on the mound was the final rebound for our hero, as Mrs. Davis became Mrs Jeter, and they lived happily ever after..Especially Derek!
Congrats Bro! You really could hit it! http://gty.im/486176658
-Jimmy
Believe it or not, Jimmy’s first job was overnights at a Christian Radio Station. He claims he got into radio because like Rocky Balboa once said, “cause I can’t sing or dance.” Jimmy loves to write about all local happenings, especially around his town of Toms River.
Favorite Pastime (other than masturbation, of course): Cheering for the Yankees, and crying for the J-E-T-S!!!
Favorite Food: Hot Sauce…I collect ’em!
Favorite Drink: PRUNO…look it up, if you dare!
Favorite Movies: The Exorcist, Planet of The Apes (the original), To Kill a Mockingbird, Annie Hall, and of course GF 1 & GF 2…I heard that’s how the real fans refer to them.
Favorite Movie Line: easy…Murry-Caddyshack-“big hitter, the Lama”…f#$*in’ riot!
Best Rat Rock Bands: STP, VH, ZEP, PEARL JAM, FOOS, PEPPERS,AC/DC
Favorite New Bands: Glorious Sons, Rival Sons, Dirty Honey
Most Embarrassing Moment: the moment my mother reads this shit!
Best Day: I know a lot of folks say this, but it’s true: the day my little girl Jynell and my boy Big D were born! Next to that, it would have to be the day I was baked on earth day in Central Park and met Keefer Sutherland…baked too, I believe.
