This Popular Donut Chain Is Giving Away A Free Donut If You Bring In A Losing Lottery Ticket
Free donut? Yep, just show them a losing lottery ticket.
Hells yeah I’m a loser! You know it! When it comes to playing the lottery, I’m the biggest loser there is! Last month I turned 40 bucks into just 4 dollars by playing the Powerball and Megamillions! But now, I can turn my losing lottery tickets into a free donut because this donut chain is giving away a free donut to anyone who brings in a losing lottery ticket!
Get your rear in gear, though, because it’s today and tomorrow, August 1st and 2nd, ONLY!
The donut chain that’s doing this promo is the warm and tasty Krispy Kreme national chain. Find a location that may be near you by clicking here.
I don’t know exactly why they think there’s a marketing connection between a free donut and losing the lottery but… hey, a free donut is a free donut… and when it comes to the national donut chains, my favorite is definitely Krispy Kreme’s simple glazed donut. Anyone else remember the location in Brick near the intersection of Route 70, Chambersbridge and Brick Blvd? When the red light is on, the donuts were fresh!
Here’s what Krispy Kreme says about this whole thing: You can show up today or tomorrow with a losing lottery ticket and get a free Original Glazed Donut. It’s one per customer while supplies last. They also say it’s “ANY” lottery ticket, so I’m guessing that it doesn’t have to be a Powerball or Megamillions, it could be a scratch off too. And, I guess, “any” means that the ticket could be a winner too so if you do hit the jackpot for half a billion dollars, go celebrate with a free glazed donut!
I dunno why I keep buying those stupid lottery tickets for these giant jackpots. I never win more than I spend. That 40 bucks would have been better spent on a couple of 4-packs from any one of my favorite local restaurants with great craft beer on tap.
Happy donuts, ya’ll. And while I’m on the topic, check this out:
Feast Your Eyes On Some Of The Best Donuts Found In Monmouth, Ocean, & Beyond (Part One)
I’m not Homer Simpson when it comes to donuts. I like donuts, but I’d never eat just any donuts.
I’m not a donut snob or anything, I just don’t love them enough to eat them on a regular basis, unless I come across an exceptional donut, or at least a really, really good donut. Introduce me to a baker who makes incredible donuts and my glass of milk will be poured before the donut box is open.
If I had to guess, I probably eat a tad more than a dozen or so in a year.
I remember the Simpson’s episode where Homer Simpson is sitting at the controls of the nuclear power plant talking to himself out loud, saying, “I’d sell my soul for a donut?”
Then his nemesis, Flanders, appears in the doorway as the devil with a contract and hot pen in hand and offers Homer a donut for his soul.
Homer signs the contract and then a creature appears out of thin air wearing an apron that says, Hell’s Kitchen.” The creature is holding a tray, and under the cloche is the donut Homer desires.
It’s Homer’s typical pink frosted donut with sprinkles. For me, it’s hardly worth selling one’s soul for.
Flanders states to Homer, “The instant you finish it, I own your soul.” Homer already shoving the confection down his throat, stops before his very last bite and says, “Hey, wait, if I don’t finish this last bite, you don’t get my soul, do you?” The devil responds, “technically, no.”
Does Homer at some point eat that last bite?” You’ll have to watch that Tree House of Horror episode on YouTube.
I know that there are some amazing donut shops here on the Jersey Shore, but are any of them worth selling your soul for?
Here’s Part 1 of the list based on comments I found on several message boards, and food sites run by regular folks who tell us where the really good donuts can be found in Monmouth, Ocean, and beyond.
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