Idiot From New Jersey: “BENDOVER” License Plate Gets Him Busted
You can take the idiot to Florida, but you really shouldn’t because they have enough there already…
Dateline, New Jersey for this thrilling story of homegrown idiocy that starts with a guy from New Jersey who has travelled to Florida.
That’s where we pick up the story of 20-year-old Jersey native Justine Miranda who was a fugitive from the law for a parole violation back here in the Garden State.
As a guy who should be trying to mix in with the general public because cops are looking for him, Justine broke rule one of the fugitive rule book: Don’t draw attention to yourself.
Sadly, Justine skipped that part of education that everyone else from New Jersey learns. Because he thought it would be fun to put a novelty license plat on his motorcycle that read, “BENDOVER”.
HIGH-LARIOUS! AMMIRITE?!
Well, that plate caught the attention of police in Florida because it looked “fishy”. When they went to pull him over, Justine freaked himself out and sped off leading them on a brief chase. Our idiot criminal of the day blew through some red lights and ended up crashing his bike.
He was scooped up off the road, treated for road-rash and booked. He may actually face extradition to NJ.
Here’s his mugshot.
