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DATELINE, COLORADO. A GUY IN DENVER CALLED OUT HIS NEIGHBOR FOR NOT CLEANING UP HIS DOG’S POOP AFTER IT TOOK A NUMBER TWO ON HIS LAWN. THE GUY HAD EVEN PUT OUT FREE BAGS BECAUSE SO MANY DOG POOPS HAD BEEN LEFT ON HIS LAWN. THE NEIGHBOR WASN’T HAVING IT AND CAME BACK AT NIGHT AND HE, HIMSELF, POOPED ON THE GUYS’ LAWN. IT WAS ALL CAUGHT ON CAMERA. MORAL OF THE STORY? NEIGHBOR POOPS ON NEIGHBORS LAWN, PICTURES AT 11.
THAT’S STORY NUMBER TWO, NOW KNOWN AS: I THINK I’D CONSIDER MOVING. OR SETTING LAND MINES, REAL ONES.
OUR SECOND STORY FOR TODAY’S NO SWEAT NEWS QUIZ: DATELINE, THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT. A NEW KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN HS LAUNCHED TO FUND THE CREATION OF A SET OF KAREN ACTION FIGURES. YOU KNOW, THE COMPLAINY BI-OTCH FROM HELL. THE FIGURE IS WEARING A BOB HAIR CUT AND A “LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE” T-SHIRT. IT WILL COME WITH A “JOE THE MANAGER” COMPANION ACTION FIGURE. MORAL OF THE STORY? FUN, BUT I’M A HARD PASS ON THIS ONE.
STORY NUMBER 2, NOW KNOWN AS: NO ONE WANT’S MORE BITCHING AND COMPLAINING IN THEIR LIFE.
STORY NUMBER THREE FOR TODAY’S NO SWEAT NEWS QUIZ TAKES US TO: JAPAN.
THE GOVERNMENT IN JAPAN IS RUNNING PSA’S TO ENCOURAGE YOUNG PEOPLE TO DRINK MORE ALCOHOL. WHY? BECAUSE TAX REVENUE IS DOWN. SEEMS YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DRINKING LESS BECAUSE THEY DON’T GO OUT AFTER WORK ANYMORE DUE TO PANDEMIC RELATED REMOTE WORKING. AND THE REDUCTION IN TAX COLLECTION IS DRIVING A DEFICIT. MORAL OF THE STORY? DOING MY PATRIOTIC DUTY BY BUYING WHISKEY!
THAT’S STORY NUMBER 3, NOW KNOWN AS: GOD BLESS AMERICA! CHEERS!
AND, OUR 4TH AND FINAL STORY FOR TODAY’S NO SWEAT NEWS QUIZ: DATELINE: COLORADO. GOOD HUMOR ICE CREAM COMPANY HAS ANNOUNCED A COOPERATIVE PROJECT WITH A LOCAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY TO RELEASE THE WORLD’S FIRST THC INFUSED ICE CREAM. IT’S A MIX OF ROCKY ROAD AND STANDARD PURPLE KUSH AND AVAILABLE FOR A SHORT TIME FROM ICE CREAM TRUCKS, BUT ONLY TO ADULTS OVER 21. MORAL OF THE STORY? WOW, ICE CREAM WITH THC, I THINK I’M MOVING TO COLORADO.
AND STORY NUMBER 4 IS NOW KNOWN AS: I MEAN, I LOVE ICE CREAM AFTER SMOKING, SO WHY NOT?!
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