MULLET SHOES ARE A THING !!
Welcome to tonight’s “MANE” Event !! Yes, you are reading that right I’m not making this up, Mullet Shoes are a real thing you can buy if you’re into it, or maybe you just want to get someone like a friend a bad gag gift. Maybe you have a cousin that’s into it and they want to bring the business in the front, party in the back, “DOWN TO THE COOL IN THE SHOE!!”
Check it out this shoe comes in all sizes and no lie it has hair hanging out from the back of your shoe. They look like Hi Top “No Pun Intend” Vans shoes. The hair really does hang down past the sole of the shoe so you might have to hit up a hair salon to keep it clean, but something tells me if you walk into the hair studio with that they might call the cops on you or just plainly through you right out. If I had a pair and was into it I would do all types of cool stuff.
For example, how about dying in different colors, or braiding it, that would stand out with them? I wonder if you run or exercise better by wearing them? If you feel brave enough to try and buy them please feel free to let me know. I’m sure if you really fast that nice long hair in the back will look really cool. I would love to see maybe a marathon runner with these on for a great charity though.
My luck the shoe with the mullet will have dandruff already and the box will give me the number to Hair Club For Men. I don’t know what I would do if I saw these kicks on someone, what do you think? Thanks for reading… your boy Gotts 95.9 The Rat.
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