Face Slap Shots 30 Bucks Are The New Thing At Spring Break In Florida
Slap your face shots called "Hurricane Shots" are the new rage on Spring Break in Florida.
Off to Florida for today’s No Sweat News as we feature the new “slap your face shot”. Is this why Florida is considered the capital of the No Sweat News? Perhaps, perhaps. It’s spring break in America and one bartender has invented a new kind of shot. It involves getting slapped in the face which probably just punctuates just how stupid you are. The slap your face shot is a new fad for spring break and the woman who has invented it is clearing big bucks every night. The whole experience costs a whopping $30 and spring breakers are lining up for the experience. The woman behind the idea says that she’s clearing SIX THOUSAND BUCKS A NIGHT doing it.
The “Hurricane” Slap Your Face Shot
The bikini-clad bartender calls the shot the “Hurricane” and here’s what the whole process is: First she puts a shot of some kind of booze into a test tube. She does a mouth to mouth shot, holding one end of the test tube in her mouth and pouring the booze into your gullet. After that, she throws a pitcher of water in your face and slaps you in the face really hard at least once. Named because a hurricane is wet and slaps you in the face, I suppose.
It’s gonna run you $30, plus tip. Check out the video below. Most of the people getting a Hurricane Shot are young men but some young women are getting the slap your face shot too. See their video’s below.
That first video seems like it’s a plant. Like, she does it once with her boyfriend to show the crowd what’s up with the Hurricane slap your face shot. His spring break exuberance seems way over the top and extremely planned.
This next video looks more real. She’s there in her skimpy bikini and a bunch of dopey spring breakers are lined up kneeling at the alter. She’s no longer doing the mouth-to-mouth thing because that slows down the process of sucking thirty bucks out of their pockets. Getting slapped in the face by a hottie is worth it boys. Just wait ’til you see what real life brings you.
Make Way For The Ladies
It’s not only horny boys lining up for this nonsense. There’s a few young women who are trying to earn bro-points by getting the Hurricane slap your face shot. Like most things about the female species in bars, they do it in pairs.
If this isn’t the biggest case of, “Why didn’t I think of that” I don’t know what is. Then again, I’m not a skinny 20-something chick with a worked out bod and a thong bikini. Guess I’ll have to work on some other brilliant plan.
These Are the Most Common Reasons People End a Relationship
Being in a relationship isn’t always easy. First, there’s that honeymoon phase where the other person can do no wrong. You might even think some of their quirks, like how they make a funny sound when they sip coffee, are cute at first. Then, a few months later, you might think those same quirks are super annoying. But, if there’s love, then, in a perfect world, that relationship should always be able to work. Sometimes, though, it doesn’t work. Sometimes couples decide to part ways. So, what are the most common reasons people end a relationship?
Before we reasons why people end their relationship, let’s get into some stats. According to Forbes.com, both marriage and divorce rates have gone down over time. Forbes.com states that in 2000, roughly 944,000 divorces and annulments happened, and the crude divorce rate was 4.00 per population during that year. But, by 2021, that crude divorce rate had fallen to 2.5 per 1,000 population. Also, in 2021, only 689,308 people divorced, so much less than the 944,000 in 2000. So, the fact that the divorce rate is going down is a good thing. But, it’s partly because people aren’t getting married as much. The marriage rate, according to the Forbes.com article, declined from 8.2 per population in 2000 to 6.00 per population in 2021. So, when do couples divorce? They say “the average length of a marriage prior to divorce is eight years.”
What’s interesting is that even from just year-to-year, marriage rates seem to be going down. According to Worldpopulationreview.com, “between 2018 and 2019, the number of marriages dropped significantly, by about 5.5 percent.” If you’re curious, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, “Alaska and Utah had among the highest marriage rates, at 23.5 and 22.3, respectively.” Also, “Puerto Rico had among the lowest marriage and divorce rates” and “Massachusetts had a marriage rate of 11.8, also among the nation’s lowest.” Now, let’s get into the most common reasons people end a relationship, not just marriages.
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