It’s Page Nine…with East Side Dave 

 (95.9 The Rat’s parody of sleezy celebrity websites)


Could a hot new celebrity couple be in the making?

In case you haven’t heard, dear readers, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are officially getting a divorce…which means, of course…Kanye is single, ladies!

And you better hurry, gals!   Because Roseanne Barr is hitting on Kanye right NOW with sultry beach photos!   She posted them recently with the enticing text of: “Hey Kanye…😍”.

Rrrrrrroowl!   This writer smells love in the air!   See the exclusive pics below, dear readers!   This has been another edition of Page Nine!   And remember to keep it on the QT…and very hush-hush!

– East Side Dave  



"East Side" Dave McDonald. Co-Host Of The Morning Rat Race (6 to 10 AM). Digital Content Coordinator & Producer.