This Santa Just Jumped On The “Crazy Train “
Alright Rat Rock Nation, Christmas is just around the corner but we don’t want this Santa coming down our chimney. This nutjob named Henry Meade who is 40 years old from a small town in northern Tennessee. He decided to drive a lawn mower with kids on the back part of the town’s Christmas Parade. It was even called Santa’s Train and doesn’t that sound nice.
Santa’s Train Went To Bad Santa.
A couple of witnesses did notice something off with Henry, and his Santa’s Train. He was driving all over the place and was just not right in the head. The locals around the parade did call the police to get this guy checked out. When the police questioned him and got some test done their suspicion was right. Good Old Saint Henry was unsteady on his feet, and even failed a sobriety test.
When police searched him they found a syringe, meth, and other drugs on this nutjob. No doubt he was taken to police headquarters and charged with all types of stuff like DUI, possession of methamphetamine, and a bunch of other drug charges. Henry will be sayin HO HO HO in jail sounds like.
No Kids Were Hurt From Meth Head Santa.
Thank the Lord no children were not hurt from this guy. Although I’m sure it was really scary to have your kids on the back of his lawn mower and driving around like that. The mayor of the town did put a statement that it is not the town’s fault and did not hire Henry.
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