Here’s Video Of Today’s No Sweat News Quiz
With our contestant, AJ from Brick!
Here’s the video:
Here’s the quiz:
HERE’S THE LATEST IN A LONG STRING OF PANDEMIC RELATED SHORTAGES. FIRST IT WAS TOILET PAPER, THEN IT WAS BEACH CHAIRS, NOW: BUFFALO CHICKEN WING SAUCE. THE FRANKS RED HOT COMPANY REPORTS TWO PROBLEMS: ONE, CAYANNE PEPPERS ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY DUE TO A BACTERIAL ROT AFFECTING HARVESTING AND THEIR ICONIC BOTTLES ARE STUCK IN PRODUCTION DUE TO A MICROCHIP ISSUE AT THE FOUNDERY. MORAL OF THE STORY? IF I HAVE TO EAT MY WINGS WITH BAR-B-SAUCE THIS FOOTBALL SEASON, THEY’LL BE HELL TO PAY.
THAT’S STORY NUMBER 1, NOW KNOWN AS: WINGS AREN’T WINGS WITH ANY OTHER SAUCE.
STORY NUMBER 2 FOR TODAY’S NO SWEAT NEWS QUIZ: DATELINE: MICHIGAN. A DETROIT MAN BOUGHT A CIGAR AT A GAS STATION – SWISHER SWEEETS – BUT HE DIDN’T LIKE THE SMELL OR TASTE SO HE TRIED TO RETURN THEM. BUT THE CLERK WOULDN’T TAKE THEM BACK… SO THE MAN RESPONDED BY THROWING A BUCKET OF GAS INTO THE SHOP AND BURNED THE PLACE DOWN. THE CLERK ESCAPED. HOW YOU LIKE THE SMELL NOW? MORAL OF THE STORY? THEY’RE CIGARS, THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TASTE GOOD, ARE THEY?
THAT’S STORY NUMBER 2, NOW KNOWN AS DECADES IN JAIL OVER SOME SWISHER SWEETS. SMART.
OUR THIRD STORY FOR TODAY’S NO SWEAT NEWS QUIZ TAKES US TO GREENLAND.
GREENLAND WON’T BE ABLE TO JOIN THE SOCCER FEDERATION KNOWN AS “FIFA” BECAUSE, FIFA SAYS, NOT ENOUGH GRASS GROWS THERE. LACK OF PROPER GRASS AND THE WEATHER CONDITIONS OF THE COUNTRY MAKE IT UNSUITABLE TO PLAY AND PRACTICE. MORAL OF THE STORY? THEY EVER HEAR OF A “DOME”?
THAT’S STORY NUMBER 3, NOW KNOWN AS: THERE’S NO GRASS IN THE DESERT EITHER BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP FIFA FROM GIVING THE WORLD CUP TO DUBAI.
AND OUR 4TH AND FINAL STORY FOR TODAY’S NO SWEAT NEWS QUIZ, DATELINE, KRISPY KREME. THE DONUT SHOP IS CELEBRATING NATIONAL DOG DAY BY OFFERING DONUT DOG TREATS ALL DAY TODAY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. THEY’LL BE DOG FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS IN THE DONUT SHAPE, MADE BY A PET TREAT COMPANY THEY’RE PARTNERING WITH. MORAL OF THE STORY? MY DOGS EAT REGULAR DONUTS, THAT’S FOR SURE.
THAT’S STORY NUMBER 4, NOW KNOWN AS: THEY WEN’T THROUGH A WHOLE BOX OF MUNCHKINS ONCE.