Florida Man Puts 20 Foot Leg Lamp On Front Lawn

This No Sweat News story comes from the capitol of the No Sweat News: Florida! So inspired by the holiday sprit was this dude, he made a giant, 20 foot leg lamp. At that size, you're gonna shoot more than your eye out! You gotta see this video, it's pretty nuts. Heck, this dude is prolly a bit nuts too. But, then again so is every story on the No Sweat News so.... J.P. Michalik of Neptune Beach, Florida, decided to have a holiday decorating contest with his neighbors. Is it possible that his neighbors didn't know there was a contest? Sure. Do I really care if the neighbors knew? Not particularly. J.P's entry to the neighborhood holiday decoration contest is this giant leg lamp from the holiday classic, "A Christmas Story". Check this bad boy out: https://www.instagram.com/p/DDTS6z9uWv-/ I'm going out on a limb here, but J.P. might be a stoner. In his post, he says, You're looking at an exact scale replica... It's 420% bigger than the one in the movie. Yeah, 420%. He may not be a stoner either. Just sayin'. One thing is for sure, this is one holiday decoration that took some serious dedication and creativity. There's got to be some kind of support structure inside. Something like a giant metal skeleton inside the thing. And, clearly it's got some serious lighting going on inside it. And let's not forget that the leg lamp is wearing fishnet stockings. To create that fishnet stocking look, J.P. went out and found some of that netting that they use as golf driving ranges to block all my slices. No matter how high this guy actually is, you gotta admit, using netting from driving ranges is pretty genius. I'm giving this guy high marks for this entry to the neighborhood holiday decorating contest! Just for fun, here's the original unboxing scene from the movie.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Vz67p5kLQ