Ahhhhhhhh! The Dreamland Wax Museum in Boston just unveiled their new, nightmarish Tom Brady figurine! And it’s scaring us!
The Wax Brady (pictured to the left below) has dead eyes…like JAWS. And why’s he smiling at us like that? It’s damned creepy, it is.
Still, the Wax Brady, as terrifying as it is, isn’t as downright horrifying as the Brady Mask (in the top right box below). That disturbing product looks like something outta American Psycho. I expect someone who wears the Brady Mask to put on a Huey Lewis CD and swing an ax.
And then we have the Brady Courtroom Drawing (bottom right). It feels like the “artist” who painted that freakshow of a picture was more inspired by Freddy Krueger rather than the QB for the Patriots (though Brady is just as much of a monster if you’re not a Pats fan).
Please share this article with your loved ones and tell them not to trust any of these frightening Brady Replicants that walk among us. Thank you.
– East Side Dave
So which is the creepiest Tom Brady? New wax museum Brady, fake mask Brady or courtroom sketch Brady? A question asked by @MarcNBCBoston. pic.twitter.com/wgNeGfCaAW— Raul Martinez (@RaulNBCBoston) August 1, 2017