We Need Santa To Come To Town!

Rat Rockers, it turns out there is a Santa shortage this Christmas year! That’s right there is a high demand for Santa Claus all around the country. It’s not like the elves went on strike or anything like that but all around it looks like parents are going to be waiting in long lines to get their child on Santa’s lap to ask him what they want for Christmas and get that photo. We can’t have a shortage of jolly St.Nick.

There is an actual company called HireSanta that works to get Santas at events and malls all around and CBS News is reporting that Santas are needed up to 30% from last year and a huge 120% from the Covid-19 pandemic.

We need to get Santa back on the sleigh with Rodolph The Red Nose Reindeer guiding him around to all the places where he can tell us if we have been good or bad this year of 2022. Every year I always take joy in seeing families getting their pics taken with Santa Claus. Now I have not heard anything about a shortage of Mrs. Claus or Rudolph pals that are always riding with him.

Santa Claus always played a big part in my childhood and never stopped believing in my man. Though there was one Christmas in my house when he left a bunch of presents with my brother’s name and didn’t leave me anything to open.

I always wondered what happen there or maybe Santa just had too much Eggnog from the night before when he came down my chimney. But that does not change the fact we are in demand for Santa !!  I would dress up but at that point, someone would say that’s the skinniest Santa I’ve ever seen.

Let’s get our Christmas spirit going! Grab a Santa suit and say Merry Christmas to all !!! – Gotts

Christmas Songs: 25 Hard Rock/Metal/Punk Tunes To Help Deck the Halls

• 25. Iggy Pop – “White Christmas”

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  Spoiler: Iggy Pop's cover of "White Christmas" sounds exactly like you think it would.

• 24. Alice Cooper – “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”

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  Only Alice Cooper could make "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" sound sinister AF.

• 23. Cheech & Chong – “Santa Claus and His Old Lady”

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  More of a piece of spoken-word magic than a song, but it's just not Christmas without Cheech & Chong.

• 22. Rob Halford – “We Three Kings”

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  It's the metal version of "We Three Kings" we both needed and deserved. Thanks, Metal God!

• 21. Korn – “Kidnap the Sandy Claws”

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  Korn covered "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" for 'Nightmare Revisited,' a covers album in honor of the 15th anniversary of 'The Nightmare Before Christmas.'
• 20. My Chemical Romance – “All I Want For Christmas is You”

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  Similar to Iggy Pop and "White Christmas," MCR's cover of the Mariah Carey classic sounds exactly like you think it would, and it pretty brilliant.

• 19. The Black Crowes – “Back Door Santa”

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  Originally recorded by Clarence Carter in 1968, The Black Crowes covered this sexy Christmas blues tune in 2005. The tune is all the more fun since the Robinson brothers have made up.

• 18. The Killers – “A Great Big Sled”

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  The Killers recorded this energetic tune in 2006 as a stand-alone single for iTunes. Proceeds from the downloads benefited the RED Campaign. A fun holiday song that helps raise money for HIV/AIDS prevention programs in third-world countries? Who couldn't get behind that?

• 17. King Diamond – “No Presents for Christmas”

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  If you don't wail, "Tom and Jerry, Drinking Sherry/They don't give a damn," who even *are* you?

• 16. Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Rudy Sarzo & Simon Wright – “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”

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  This epic cover was part of 2008's compilation 'We Wish You a Metal XMas...and a Headbanging New Year!' In fact, it's not the only track from this album on the list. (BTW: The next one is number four.)
• 15. GWAR – “Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend”

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  It's a GWAR Christmas song. That's all you *really* need to know.

• 14. Twisted Sister – “Oh Come All Ye Faithful”

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  A Twisted Christmas' was Twisted Sister's final studio album, and they sure went out with a yuletide bang. Any track is a winner and will surely get any metalhead in the Christmas spirit, but "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" is a standout thanks to its very "Twisted" flare.

• 13. Gary Hoey – “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”

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  Few have made a musical mark on Christmas like Gary Hoey, and there's just something special about his take on a classic like "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch."

• 12. The Darkness – “Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)”

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  After The Darkness falsettoed onto the scene in 2003 with "I Believe in a Thing Called Love," they followed that single up with the equally over-the-top "Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)." If you loved "I Believe in a Thing Called Love," then you'll never want the bells to end.

• 11. Ramones – “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)”

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  Joey Ramone was one of punk's biggest icons, but he sure could write one sweet make-up song.
• 10. blink-182 – “I Won’t Be Home For Christmas”

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  A Christmas song about losing your s--- and getting arrested? Totally not relatable, right. (Wrong!)

• 9. Spinal Tap – “Christmas With The Devil”

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  A Spinal Tap Christmas song means taking the piss out of metal *and* the holidays. Who couldn't love that kind of cheeky fun?!

• 8. Adam Sandler – “The Chanukah Song”

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  Okay, so this is technically a Christmas song list, but few would take issue with making an exception for this Adam Sandler song, which he performed on 'Saturday Night Live' in 1994. The track would even crack the Billboard Hot 100, which shouldn't be too shocking since Sandler brilliantly rhymed Carnegie Deli with Arthur Fonzerelli.

• 7. Pearl Jam – “Let Me Sleep (It’s Christmas Time)”

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  Part of Pearl Jam's lore is there annual fan club singles they released from 1991-2018. "Let Me Sleep (It's Christmas Time)" was the first one, so considering its history, it had to make the list.

• 6. AC/DC – “Mistress for Christmas”

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  "Jingle bells, jingle bells/Jingle all the day/I just can't wait till christmas time/When I can grope you in the hay." Finally! A Christmas song about infidelity that isn't "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Thanks, AC/DC!
• 5. Trans-Siberian Orchestra – “Christmas/Sarajevo 12/24”

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  It's truly not Christmas without Trans-Siberian Orchestra. While the hard rock outfit has a number of popular tunes in their catalog, "Christmas/Sarajevo 12/24" is their most popular and their best.

• 4. Lemmy Kilmister, Billy F Gibbons & Dave Grohl – “Run Rudolph Run”

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  Featured on 2008's compilation 'We Wish You a Metal XMas...and a Headbanging New Year!' , hearing Lemmy's trademark growl covering this Chuck Berry classic makes you feel as warm and fuzzy as slamming a few Jack and Cokes.

• 3. Dropkick Murphys – “The Season’s Upon Us”

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  Dropkick Murphys tell a tale of one of the most dysfunctional families ever, and if it doesn't make you feel better about your own family, then just start drinking now to get through the holidays.

• 2. Dee Snider & Lzzy Hale – “The Magic of Christmas Day”

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  Dee Snider wrote this beautiful songs as a Christmas gift for his wife. Four years later in 1998, Celine Dion would record the song and make it famous. Finally, in 2020, Snider would record and release the song as a duet with Lzzy Hale. It's still amazing that the frontman for Twisted Sister wrote one of the most angelic Christmas songs of all time.

• 1. Corey Taylor – “X-M@$”

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  Obviously, this Corey Taylor song is very tongue-in-cheek, but there is certainly a bit of truth here. Who among us hasn't wanted to say, "Fa la la la la go f--- yourself"? (Perhaps you were one of the brave few that actually has.) Either way, this "anti" Christmas song is just really fun.