Kardashian Sells Vitamins To Make Your Lady Parts Taste Better
Her mix of stuff claims to spruce things up down below…
Just when I thought I had heard every last drop of insanity from the Kardashian crew in the Celebrity Police Blotter and Injury Report comes this:
One of the Kardashians just released a vitamin for ladies that will make their lady parts taste better.
Kourtney did it. She’s calling it Lemme Purr. The video she released has has a little information about it but from what we can gather it’s a pill you swallow.
@lemme meet Lemme Purr 😻
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So you take the pill in your mouth. Orally. It’s not a like a breath mint for your “Janey”. It’s got pineapple and Vitamin C and something called “SNZ 1969” (which I think is the scientific symbol for a grift).
In fact, a bunch of flower doctors (that’s my new off the cuff name for a gynecologist, like it?!) called it just that. Calling it misogynistic and saying, “if you think you don’t smell or taste right down there you need a doctor, not a Kardashian.”
I understand and fully support the call to visit a doctor if you feel things aren’t quite right down there. But, not sure I get the misogynistic end of the attack on special K. I mean, most women who go for women that I know like to participate in the face dance from time to time as well.
Is oral sex a presumption of the patriarchal society we’ve been living in for so long? Geeze, I hope oral sex doesn’t get cancelled. I’m sure I’ve missed something and if I have, I’m sure I’ll hear about it.
Until then I’m going to keep eating pineapple because I’ve been told that something else tastes sweeter when I do and I’m happy to oblige.