CHINESE AUTHORITIES SEIZE 12 TONS OF BEAVER PENISES SMUGGLED FROM CANADA
CHORNOBYL', UKRAINE - AUGUST 19: A beaver swims in a former cooling water pond inside the exclusion zone near the Chernobyl nuclear power plant on August 19, 2017 near Chornobyl', Ukraine. On April 26, 1986 reactor number four exploded after a safety test went wrong, spreading radiation over thousands of square kilometers in different directions. Ukraine and Belarus are still challenged by the consequences of the accident, with huge swaths of territory that remain uninhabitable as well as ongoing health effects for their populations. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)
A total of 94 bags holding thousands of beaver penises were seized onboard a Canadian ship transporting mostly wood products and minerals. In case you were wondering, beaver penises are used in traditional Chinese medicine to aid in erectile dysfunction and add sexual vigor. Like you, I’m wondering how this is administered. Do they dry them out and ground them into a fine powder to snort? Do they make pills out of them, or do men rub them on an intimate part of their body to achieve the intended result? By the way, in order to get that many beaver schlongs, they had to kill a half a million beavers. That’s just wrong!
I wonder if female beaver genitals are used in Chinese medicine. I guess I’ll have to Google that.
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