Good morning, Sports fans! Davey Mac here with an action-packed Sports Report to start your week! We have the NFL, NBA, and NHL scores you need to know…plus some Yankee hot stove talk! But first…Taylor Swift.
..It’s official. Taylor Swift is now one of us. She is a cursing, screaming, insane, football fan. And we’re not criticizing her for it. Look, if we are gonna have to watch Swift every time there’s a Kansas City Chiefs matchup on TV (and they get a lot of national television games), at least she can be a crazy rabid yelling fan like the rest of us.
Ms. Swift was caught dropping the almighty F-Bomb on live television yesterday after she thought that the refs missed a passing interference call on her boyfriend Travis Kelce. The Chiefs’ Pro Bowl tight end fell in the end zone and Taylor was looking for a penalty (though it looked like Kelce may have flopped). Check out the video below!
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So, the question is: has Taylor truly morphed into a loud complaining football fan like the rest of us? If so…then maybe it’s kinda fun having her at these games. But I want her to turn it up a notch. Next week she should go into that luxury box with face paint on. The week after that…she wears shoulder pads with spikes coming out of them like those Raiders fans.
Then…and this is where we get nuts…we’re gonna ask Taylor to shave her head like Travis and have the letters “K” and “C” cut into the side of her head (for Kansas City). I also would like her to wear red contact lenses to match the Chiefs uniforms. Lastly…it would be cool if she got a Travis Kelce tattoo on her bicep. Once she does those things, then she’ll truly be a hardcore football fan. I’m Davey Mac…that’s my two cents. Now on to the Scoreboard!
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