The Morning Rat Race

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - DECEMBER 17: Taylor Swift, Scott Kingsley Swift, Ashley Avignone, Brittany Mahomes, and Alana Haim cheer while watching the Kansas City Chiefs play the New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium on December 17, 2023 in Foxborough, Massachusetts.

Good morning, Sports fans!  Davey Mac here with an action-packed Sports Report to start your week!  We have the NFL, NBA, and NHL scores you need to know…plus some Yankee hot stove talk!  But first…Taylor Swift.

..It’s official.  Taylor Swift is now one of us.  She is a cursing, screaming, insane, football fan.  And we’re not criticizing her for it.  Look, if we are gonna have to watch Swift every time there’s a Kansas City Chiefs matchup on TV (and they get a lot of national television games), at least she can be a crazy rabid yelling fan like the rest of us.

Kansas City Chiefs v New England Patriots

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS – DECEMBER 17: Taylor Swift and Scott Kingsley Swift looks on during a game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium on December 17, 2023 in Foxborough, Massachusetts.

 

Ms. Swift was caught dropping the almighty F-Bomb on live television yesterday after she thought that the refs missed a passing interference call on her boyfriend Travis Kelce.  The Chiefs’ Pro Bowl tight end fell in the end zone and Taylor was looking for a penalty (though it looked like Kelce may have flopped).  Check out the video below!

https://x.com/PFF_Sam/status/1736473358437335325?s=20

 

So, the question is: has Taylor truly morphed into a loud complaining football fan like the rest of us?  If so…then maybe it’s kinda fun having her at these games.  But I want her to turn it up a notch.  Next week she should go into that luxury box with face paint on.  The week after that…she wears shoulder pads with spikes coming out of them like those Raiders fans.

Las Vegas Raiders v Cleveland Browns

CLEVELAND, OHIO – DECEMBER 20: A Las Vegas Raiders fan reacts during the fourth quarter of the game against the Cleveland Browns at FirstEnergy Stadium on December 20, 2021 in Cleveland, Ohio.

 

Then…and this is where we get nuts…we’re gonna ask Taylor to shave her head like Travis and have the letters “K” and “C” cut into the side of her head (for Kansas City).  I also would like her to wear red contact lenses to match the Chiefs uniforms.  Lastly…it would be cool if she got a Travis Kelce tattoo on her bicep.  Once she does those things, then she’ll truly be a hardcore football fan.  I’m Davey Mac…that’s my two cents.  Now on to the Scoreboard!

Kansas City Chiefs v New England Patriots

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS – DECEMBER 17: Taylor Swift, Brittany Mahomes, and Ashley Avignone cheer after a Kansas City Chiefs touchdown during the second quarter against the New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium on December 17, 2023 in Foxborough, Massachusetts.

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  • Giants Fall To Saints

    Let’s start with football…where the Giants’ three-game win streak has come to an end as the G-Men lost to the Saints yesterday…24 to 6.  No turnovers were committed by the Giants’ Tommy DeVito but he was sacked seven times as the Saints defense was dominant yesterday.  The Giants drop to 5 and 9.  The Saints improve to 7 and 7.

    New York Giants v New Orleans Saints

    NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA – DECEMBER 17: Tommy DeVito #15 of the New York Giants is sacked by Demario Davis #56 of the New Orleans Saints during the first half of the game at Caesars Superdome on December 17, 2023 in New Orleans, Louisiana.

  • Jets Dominated By Dolphins

    Meanwhile, the Jets were crushed by the Dolphins…30 to nothing.  Jets’ QB Zach Wilson was knocked out of the game with what now appears to be a concussion.  Trevor Siemian had to finish the game and threw two interceptions and fumbled for three turnovers.  The Jets drop to 5 and 9.  Miami improves to 10 and 4.

    New York Jets v Miami Dolphins

    MIAMI GARDENS, FLORIDA – DECEMBER 17: Bradley Chubb #2 of the Miami Dolphins sacks Zach Wilson #2 of the New York Jets during the second quarter at Hard Rock Stadium on December 17, 2023 in Miami Gardens, Florida.

  • Eagles Vs. Seahawks Tonight On 'MNF'

    This evening it’s the Eagles (10 and 3) versus the Seahawks (6 and 7) on Monday Night Football.  The Eagles can retake first place in the NFC East since the Cowboys lost to the Bills yesterday.  Kickoff time is 8:15 PM (EST).

    Philadelphia Eagles v Dallas Cowboys

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS – DECEMBER 10: Jalen Hurts #1 of the Philadelphia Eagles looks to pass during the second half against the Dallas Cowboys at AT&T Stadium on December 10, 2023 in Arlington, Texas.

  • NBA Tonight: Knicks Vs. Lakers

    Over to basketball.  The Knicks, Nets, and 76’ers were all off yesterday.  Tonight the Knicks take on LeBron James and the Lakers in L.A.  Knicks point guard Jalen Brunson scored 50 points against the Suns on Friday.

    New York Knicks v Los Angeles Clippers

    LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – DECEMBER 16: Jalen Brunson #11 of the New York Knicks in the second half at Crypto.com Arena on December 16, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.

  • Nets Vs. Jazz

    The Nets go against the Jazz in Utah.  The Nets come into the game at 13 and 12.

    Brooklyn Nets v Atlanta Hawks

    ATLANTA, GEORGIA – DECEMBER 06: Mikal Bridges #1 of the Brooklyn Nets reacts after hitting what ends up being the game-winning basket against De’Andre Hunter #12 of the Atlanta Hawks in the final seconds of their 114-113 at State Farm Arena on December 06, 2023 in Atlanta, Georgia. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.

  • 76'ers Vs. Bulls

    The 76’ers play the Bulls in Philly.  The Sixers are 18 and 7 this season.

    Washington Wizards v Philadelphia 76ers

    PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA – DECEMBER 11: Joel Embiid #21 of the Philadelphia 76ers reacts during the third quarter against the Washington Wizards at the Wells Fargo Center on December 11, 2023 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

  • Devils Lose To Ducks

    Hockey.  The Devils were defeated by the Ducks…5 to 1.  The Devils drop to 16-12-1.  The Rangers and Flyers were inactive yesterday.  They next play on Tuesday.

    Boston Bruins v New Jersey Devils

    NEWARK, NEW JERSEY – DECEMBER 13: Vitek Vanecek #41 of the New Jersey Devils looks on during the first period against the Boston Bruins at Prudential Center on December 13, 2023 in Newark, New Jersey.

  • Yamamoto Meets With Yanks Again

    Japanese pitching star Yoshinobu Yamamoto has arranged a second meeting with the Yankees, per an article from the New York Post.  Yamamoto is considered to be the best pitching free agent on the market.

    World Baseball Classic Semifinals: Mexico v Japan

    MIAMI, FLORIDA – MARCH 20: Yoshinobu Yamamoto #18 of Team Japan delivers a pitch against Team Mexico during the fifth inning during the World Baseball Classic Semifinals at loanDepot park on March 20, 2023 in Miami, Florida.

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