It’s your favorite sports commentator, Davey Mac, back once again to give you the Sports Report AND get some things off my chest!
First of all, I love Shaq. I do. I think Shaquille O’Neal is one of the greatest basketball players ever. He was a dominant physical force who could also move with great dexterity.
You combine Shaq’s power with his amazing skill and you’re talking about one of the most transcendent talents in the NBA.
And he’s also a humanitarian. We’ve heard many stories of Shaq simply walking into gigantic department stores or supermarkets and paying the tab for everyone who was in the building.
He’s also been known to give money, sneakers, computers, etc. to the less fortunate. And Shaq has volunteered as a police officer in the greater Orlando area as well.
OK…so now with all that good stuff aside…I must ask…Shaq, my friend, are you on drugs?!
Recently Shaquille stated that he doesn’t think the Earth spins: “You know they say the world is spinning? I’ve been living on a house on a lake for 30 years, not once did the lake rotate to the left or right.”
Shaq also pointed out that he recently took a flight and the plane seemed to go straight and never curved at all.
Poor Bill Nye “The Science Guy” is having a meltdown right now. I’m sure good ol’ Bill has grabbed a globe and is currently driving it into his own head.
Come on, Shaq! You’re lovable and quirky and fun! But you’re not supposed to be CRAZY! Once and for all…the World is round and and it spins! Goodness gracious!
Coming up today in the Davey Mac Sports Report:
- Yanks crush A’s
- Mets defeat Rockies
- Phils shut out Reds
- NFL Preseason
- Giants Vs. Jets on Sunday
- Lee Westwood critical of PGA
- Taurean Prince arrested