10 ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes that Actually Exist But Maybe Shouldn’t

"Sexy" Halloween costumes are nothing new, but there is such a thing as going too far with the whole “sexy” angle.

Want proof? Check out these ten “sexy” Halloween costumes that actually exist.

Good news: You’ll earn a triple word score for “REALLY?” if you wear this.

https://www.mrcostumes.com/Dirty-Word-Scrabble-Game-Sexy-Costume-P101273.aspx

Forget removing water on the knee, whoever decided this was a great idea for a costume needs to have their head removed from their...well...you get the idea.

https://www.wondercostumes.com/operation-sexy-adult-costume-ptosacp.html

Ugh...so many Lik-A-Stix jokes!

https://findema.com/s/sexy-fun-dip-dress/

Fish are friends, not sexy costumes based on a Pixar character.

https://www.pajamasbuy.com/finding-nemo-clownfish-women-mermaid-halloween-dress-cosplay-costume

It’s time to play the music! It’s also time to fire the person that thought this costume was appropriate.

https://www.thecostumeland.com/40-womens-costumes/53-womens-tv-and-movie-character-costumes/30834-the-muppets-fozzie-bear-women-costume.htm?gclid=Cj0KCQjw59n8BRD2ARIsAAmgPmKCEsr4teEOZmt3458-_Yz0mQm97l-rtkv70htZJyBGDtpDuXzfuvcaAusaEALw_wcB

Cruella de Vil is actually a great costume idea, but the photo below of a “Sexy” Cruella with a Dalmatian is slightly disturbing, because of that whole making the dogs into a coat thing.

https://www.halloweencostumes.com/womens-sexy-de-vilish-costume.html?mpid=216970&gclid=Cj0KCQjw59n8BRD2ARIsAAmgPmKCqYpvS_PBSDQa9TTwQULcRF1CcK-f-F-92Ut9FRzGVvSr4E0GS8oaAmwUEALw_wcB

It’s a beautiful Halloween in the neighborhood. It’s a beautiful Halloween to wear this inappropriate costume! Actually, no it isn’t, neighbor. This is just awful!

https://www.yandy.com/yandy-nicest-neighbor-costume.php?gid=450917&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=10166225672&utm_content=99936223857&utm_term=450917&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=Cj0KCQjw59n8BRD2ARIsAAmgPmJ-Ahr00AqojIswSCFFbu-N66ohQ_5Z8aYjV_c9bWMmh1MsbExDukoaAmj6EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

There ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws, except if you’re also wearing this costume.

https://www.yandy.com/yandy-hard-outlaw-costume?gid=450927&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=10166225672&utm_content=99936223857&utm_term=450927&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=Cj0KCQjw59n8BRD2ARIsAAmgPmKpDOvNtqRwEzvBi7xdxkT2hkxNnTiPtUfp3NUlJwFpaNxU98-rKTcaAqAXEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

This is definitely awkward, especially if you went to Catholic school.

https://www.yandy.com/nun-of-your-business-costume?gid=439745&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=10166225672&utm_content=99936223857&utm_term=439745&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=Cj0KCQjw59n8BRD2ARIsAAmgPmKBrD_ZTFah2xbEnz4xFMkOJJCd84tXoUHDthP1g-IUJU_3bhzVjbAaAgLmEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

It’s “impossible” to think many vegetarians or vegans would want to wear this.

https://www.yandy.com/yandy-beyond-burger-costume.php?gid=450942&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=10166225672&utm_content=99936223857&utm_term=450942&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=Cj0KCQjw59n8BRD2ARIsAAmgPmK-f0yCdtXZKiqA_EAdC_oqt8-mJR1Y2tuuZOo7orjS_wFAG5H3Fd4aArWtEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds