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DENVER, CO - APRIL 19: A squirrel runs on the infield during the fourth inning of a game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field on April 19, 2014 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)

Good morning, Sports fans! It’s Davey Mac here and I’m back with a Sports Report that’s full of action! The patriots are in trouble again! The celtics are on the ropes! NHL Playoffs! And more! But first!

Did you see the squirrel that recently broke into Yankee Stadium and freaked out the fans? If not…here’s the video!


Here’s another angle of the no-good, trespassing varmint. Where’s Yosemite Sam when you need him?!


Personally speaking…this was not a good look for the Yankee fans. I mean…it’s just a little squirrel in a baseball park…not the Alien popping out of some guy’s stomach!

Close Encounters At The Science Museum

LONDON – OCTOBER 13: A model of the creature from the Alien film series is seen during a photocall at the Science Museum on October 13, 2005 in London. The exhibition entitled “The Science Of Aliens” is the start of a series of travelling displays by the museum. (Photo by Bruno Vincent/Getty Images)

I guess this is what happens when Mother Nature gets suddenly thrown in the lap of City Folk…they don’t know how to react.   It’s like Crocodile Dundee…only in reverse.  Apparently, the only predator the Bleacher Creature fears…is the mighty Squirrel!

Fans Make Pilgrimage To Yankee Stadium For Opening Day

NEW YORK, NY – APRIL 06: A Yankee fan with a painted face pauses at Yankee Stadium for the Home Opener between the New York Yankees and the Toronto Blue Jays on April 6, 2015 in New York City. An estimated 50,000 people are expected to attend the game at the stadium in the Bronx. In an effort to increase security, fans will now be required to be screened by metal detectors before passing through general security. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

In any event…let’s just chalk this up to the Squirrel winning the battle…but hopefully not the war. Yanks fans need to be ready when this little, fuzzy, gray menace returns. Perhaps the Yankee organization should look into hiring Bullwinkle as a security guard. Just a thought. I’m Davey Mac…and that’s my two cents.

Boston Red Sox v New York Yankees

BRONX, NY – AUGUST 28: A squirrel climbs the foul pole during the New York Yankees game against the Boston Red Sox during their game at Yankee Stadium on August 28, 2007 in the Bronx, New York. The Yankees won 5-3. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

  • Yanks Outslugged By The O's

    The Yankees lost to the Orioles last night…9 to 6.   Even though the Yanks got two home runs from Gleyber Torres…Yankee pitching allowed the Orioles to get eight runs in the 7th inning and that was that.   The Yankees fall to 30 and 21.

    Baltimore Orioles v New York Yankees

    NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 24: Nestor Cortes #65 of the New York Yankees reacts as he comes out of the game during the seventh inning against the Baltimore Orioles at Yankee Stadium on May 24, 2023 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Sarah Stier/Getty Images)

  • Mets Fall To Cubs

    The Mets were defeated by the Cubs…4 to 2.   The Mets drop to 25 and 25 for the season.

    New York Mets v Chicago Cubs

    CHICAGO, IL – MAY 24: Manager Buck Showalter #11 of the New York Mets talks with umpire Rob Drake at third base after Drake called a balk on Kodai Senga #34 of the New York Mets in the fourth inning against the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field on May 24, 2023 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images)

  • Phils Take Down Diamondbacks

    The Phillies beat the Diamondbacks in extra innings…6 to 5.   Trea Turner hit a game-tying homer in the bottom of the ninth for the Phils…and then Alec Bohm singled home the winning run in the tenth…as the Phillies improve to 23 and 26.

    Arizona Diamondbacks v Philadelphia Phillies

    PHILADELPHIA, PA – MAY 24: Trea Turner #7 of the Philadelphia Phillies hits a two run home run in the bottom of the ninth inning against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Citizens Bank Park on May 24, 2023 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Phillies defeated the Diamondbacks 6-5. (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)

  • Panthers Advance To Stanley Cup Finals

    The Florida Panthers beat the Carolina Hurricanes last night in Game 4 of the East Final…4 to 3…as the Panthers sweep the ‘Canes and make the Stanley Cup Finals.

    Carolina Hurricanes v Florida Panthers - Game Four

    SUNRISE, FLORIDA – MAY 24: Sergei Bobrovsky #72 of the Florida Panthers celebrates with his teammates after defeating the Carolina Hurricanes in Game Four to win the Eastern Conference Final of the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs at FLA Live Arena on May 24, 2023 in Sunrise, Florida. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

  • Golden Knights Look To Eliminate Stars

    Tonight is Game 4 of the West Final between the Las Vegas Golden Knights and Dallas Stars.   The Golden Knights lead the series…3 games to none.

    Vegas Golden Knights v Dallas Stars - Game Three

    DALLAS, TEXAS – MAY 23: Jake Oettinger #29 of the Dallas Stars gives up a goal to Ivan Barbashev #49 of the Vegas Golden Knights during the first period in Game Three of the Western Conference Final of the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs at American Airlines Center on May 23, 2023 in Dallas, Texas. (Photo by Steph Chambers/Getty Images)

  • Celtics Vs. Heat Tonight

    Tonight is Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Boston Celtics and Miami Heat.   The Heat lead the series…three games to one…but the Celtics are coming off a win in Game 4 and tonight’s matchup is in Boston.   We’ll see.   The winner, of course, takes on the Denver Nuggets.

    Boston Celtics v Miami Heat - Game Four

    MIAMI, FLORIDA – MAY 23: Jayson Tatum #0 of the Boston Celtics reacts against the Miami Heat during the fourth quarter in game four of the Eastern Conference Finals at Kaseya Center on May 23, 2023 in Miami, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Megan Briggs/Getty Images)

  • Another Patriots Cheating Scandal?

    The Patriots are losing two days of organized team activities due to a violation of offseason rules.   It wasn’t immediately known what the specific violation was.

    New England Patriots v Buffalo Bills

    ORCHARD PARK, NEW YORK – JANUARY 08: Head coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots watches his team play during the third quarter against the Buffalo Bills at Highmark Stadium on January 08, 2023 in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Bryan M. Bennett/Getty Images)

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