The roast of Tom Brady aired live on Netflix last night, and it was pretty wild.
There were jokes about Gisele nailing her jiu-jitsu instructor, Tom abandoning his kids to play football, the cheating scandals, Aaron Hernandez, Tom’s lack of black receivers, and so much more.
Other roasters included comedians Nikki Glaser and Tony Hinchcliffe . . . who both CRUSHED IT, plus Tom’s former teammates Randy Moss, Julian Edelman, and Rob Gronkowski…who was a little too “Gronk” for his own good.
Oh, and Drew Bledsoe . . . the guy Brady replaced on his way to becoming the GOAT. He had some great lines, like, quote, “I [effing] hate him,” and, “Tom’s favorite wine is, ‘Where’s the flag?!'”
Will Ferrell roast Brady in character as Ron Burgundy? He called Brady a BORING QB and, quote, “The master of the six-yard slant.”
He also got the whole crowd to say, quote, “Eli Manning made Tom Brady his bitch.”
Kim Kardashian hit the stage to a chorus of boos…and busted out some Caitlyn Jenner jokes.
Kim said a relationship with Tom would never work out because, quote, “An ex-athlete, high cheekbones, silky hair . . . You remind me too much of my stepdad now.”
She even took a jab at her own, late father. Quote, “Honestly, it’s hard for me to watch people roast you. But I think enough of my family members have helped defend former football players.”
Bill Belichick was surprisingly good, including a crack about Tide Pods being one of Gronk’s favorite foods. Before the night ended, host Kevin Hart even got Bill to drink a shot with Kraft.
Brady himself had some good cracks when he took the stage. He said Kim Kardashian was nervous about being there, because it meant her husband was home with the kids.
Check out the best clips below! I’m Davey Mac…and this is the Sports Report!
Rangers Take Game 1 Over 'Canes
Let’s start with the NHL Playoffs…as the New York Rangers beat the Carolina Hurricanes yesterday in Game 1 of their second round series…Rangers 4, Hurricanes 3. The Rangers’ Mika Zibanejad had two goals and an assist in the win.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 05: Mika Zibanejad #93 of the New York Rangers celebrates after scoring a goal against Frederik Andersen #31 of the Carolina Hurricanes during the first period in Game One of the Second Round of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Madison Square Garden on May 05, 2024 in New York City.
Meanwhile, the Dallas Stars defeated the defending-champion Las Vegas Golden Knights…2 to 1…as Dallas wins that first round series in seven games.
DALLAS, TEXAS – MAY 05: Wyatt Johnston #53 of the Dallas Stars celebrates after scoring a goal against the Vegas Golden Knights during the first period in Game Seven of the First Round of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs at American Airlines Center on May 05, 2024 in Dallas, Texas.
MLB Scoreboard
Over to baseball….where the Yankees took down the Tigers yesterday…5 to 2. Aaron Judge had two hits including his seventh home run of the year…as the Yanks improve to 23 and 13.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 05: Aaron Judge #99 of the New York Yankees celebrates his first inning home run against the Detroit Tigers at Yankee Stadium on May 05, 2024 in New York City.
The Mets lost to the Rays…7 to 6. The Mets fall to 16 and 18 for the season.
ST PETERSBURG, FLORIDA – MAY 05: Jose Caballero #7 of the Tampa Bay Rays slides in to score before Omar Narvaez #2 of the New York Mets can make the tag in the second inning at Tropicana Field on May 05, 2024 in St Petersburg, Florida.
The got past San Francisco…5 to 4. The Phils’ Bryce Harper slugged a three-run home run which was the big hit of the game…as the Phillies are now 24 and 11 on the year.
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA – MAY 5: Bryce Harper #3 of the Philadelphia Phillies hits a three-run home run against the San Francisco Giants during the third inning of a game at Citizens Bank Park on May 5, 2024 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Knicks Vs. Pacers In Semi's TONIGHT
The NBA Postseason continued yesterday…as the Cleveland Cavaliers took down the Orlando Magic…106 to 94…as the Cavs win that series in seven games.
CLEVELAND, OHIO – MAY 05: Donovan Mitchell #45 of the Cleveland Cavaliers reacts as the crowd cheers after a play against the Orlando Magic0 during the third quarter in Game Seven of the Eastern Conference First Round Playoffs at Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse on May 05, 2024 in Cleveland, Ohio.
TONIGHT…the Knicks continue their incredible season as the Knicks take on the Indiana Pacers in Madison Square Garden at 7:30 PM (Eastern). Now the Pacers beat the Knicks two outta three times the two teams played this year. The Knicks’ amazing superstar Jalen Brunson was fantastic last series…averaging 35 points and 9 assists a game. The Pacers’ best player is Tyrese Haliburton…who averaged 21 and 10 assists last series against Orlando. Let’s go Knicks!
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – JANUARY 11: Jalen Brunson #11 of the New York Knicks heads for the net as Andrew Nembhard #2 of the Indiana Pacers defends in the fourth quarter at Madison Square Garden on January 11, 2023 in New York City. The New York Knicks defeated the Indiana Pacers 119-113.
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