Hey Rat Rockers! Christmas is right around the corner, so we decided to help you with a top 11 Christmas gifts list for drinkers.

Now for some of us, this is a time of year when we rely on alcohol to have a jolly time. I say we give back to the person in our lives who loves the booze.

Most of the things on this list you might find very funny, and we think once that alcohol-loving person opens it up they will have a huge smile on their face. It is 2024 so things are getting really advanced when it comes to drinking by today’s standards.

According to numerator.com 82.3% of people have said they purchased alcohol to consume at a holiday event, and 60.6% purchased alcohol or alcohol items to give as a gift.

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Gotts’ Opinion Outlook On This Top 11

If you know me, I love me some booze, especially if that label says Miller Lite, and once that hits my lips you can hear me say “YUM YUM COME AND GET SOME.”

So if you are looking for any Christmas gifts for me there is a start.

Now about this list, I have gotten funny drinking things for my older brothers and they loved it, also it was a big hit when they would be out and about with their friends and other family members. Most of the things I would get them would be maybe a funny drinking shirt, or they would love the drinking board games.

I remember, one Christmas I got my brother this crazy keg cooler that he broke out right away and we tested this bad boy out. Well, things did not go well by Christmas dinner time cause we were wasted! At one point one of my brothers did fall into the tree and took it out. I was right there with them cause I woke up in the nativity set out on the lawn. Yup, I woke up next to one of the three wise men, to my father yelling at me to get out of there right away. It was a good one!

Thank you for taking the time out to check this story out and as always rocking out with me and of course 95.9 The Rat. You can always get more stories by clicking right HERE. Much LOVE and CHEERS. – Gotts

HERE IS THE LIST AND LETS MAKE IT A MERRY ONE

• 1. The Shower Beer Holder

  This one is perfect for that beer lover in the family or one of your friends who can never put down the beer. You put it up and it does have an adhesive backing that can be placed on any flat, shiny, or dry surface, and comes with a handy drainage system so it dries up fast after you’re done. 

• 2. Hidden Bladder Flask

  Easily take your beer or liquor anywhere in this hidden bladder flask. Other people will think you are peeing into a cup and drinking from it,  but you’ll have the last laugh as you sneak in that sweet nectar that’s warm from the heat given off from your crotch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jvKl5yt-0  

• 3. Moving Beer Pong Robot

  Take your drinking games from the frat house to the big leagues by upgrading to the moving beer pong robot. This motorized device holds up to 5 plastic red cups and moves all around the table  dramatically increasing the difficulty of the shot. It’s like one of those vacuums that automatically clean your house but holds solo cups.

   

• 4. Double Beer Bong Bottle Funnel

  Set a new best for getting hammered in the shortest amount of time by downing your brewskies with this double beer bong bottle funnel. You  place two glass bottles into the ports, flip them upside down, and chug like there’s no tomorrow. Good Luck

• 5. Floating Cooler

  Stay drunk at the pool with this floating cooler. The floating base has six cup holders and houses the large cooler full of drinks.  Just remember to get out of the pool to use the bathroom.

• 6. Mustache Beer Guard

  Keep your mustache from being covered in a thick coat of foam by drinking your brew with the mustache beer guard. Once placed over the glass, this brass guard shields your stache so that you can enjoy your drink without worrying about a foamstache.

• 7. Drink Counting Beer Sleeve

  Keep track of your alcohol consumption with this drink counting beer sleeve. This  sleeve functions like a neat alcoholic odometer.  Its will keeping track of how many brews you’ve downed “this time” or over your sleeve’s “lifetime.”

• 8. The Belt Buckle Flask

  Keep your alcohol close while your on the move with the belt buckle flask. The flask attaches onto your belt like any other belt buckle, but it can store around two ounces of alcohol. You might have a drinking problem but you will stand out that’s for sure.

   

• 9. The Santa Hat Flask

  You can be one the naughty list  this year and have yourself a drunken  Christmas by celebrating the holidays with this Santa hat flask. This Santa hat features a  ten ounce plastic flask hidden within a zippered pocket. You will be jolly and merry after getting this one.

   

• 10. Battle Shots Drinking Game

  Lets get “ship” faced !! Works just like the game ” Battleship” but this one will have you saying ” You just sunk my liver ! ”

   

• 11. Smartphone Breathalyzer

  Stop guesstimating how drunk you are, with technology today  now you can know exactly how much alcohol is in your bloodstream with the smartphone breathalyzer. The device gives you a  accurately reading of your blood alcohol level on your phone.

   

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