Jocks With Crocks: (Not So) Vegetarian Chili
Carl added a secret ingredient to this “vegetarian” chili. And, (hate mail incoming0, it’s got FOUR beans in it. Breaking rules all around! Put all in a crock pot for…
Carl added a secret ingredient to this "vegetarian" chili. And, (hate mail incoming0, it's got FOUR beans in it. Breaking rules all around!
Put all in a crock pot for 8 hours
1lb ground pork, browned and drained
3 celery stalks diced
1 red onion large diced
2 red peppers or mixed colors
3/4 cloves garlic minced
1 small can tomato paste
1 large can diced tomatoes
1 can each: garbanzo beans, red beans, navy beans, black beans all rinsed
1 can corn drained
Spices to taste: cumin, chili powder, smoked paprika, dash of cinnamon
Optional: cayenne powder, chilies in adobo, smoked pork hock or neck
Jimmy StealWriter
Believe it or not, Jimmy’s first job was overnights at a Christian Radio Station. He claims he got into radio because like Rocky Balboa once said, “cause I can’t sing or dance.” Jimmy loves to write about all local happenings, especially around his town of Toms River.
Favorite Pastime (other than masturbation, of course): Cheering for the Yankees, and crying for the J-E-T-S!!!
Favorite Food: Hot Sauce…I collect ’em!
Favorite Drink: PRUNO…look it up, if you dare!
Favorite Movies: The Exorcist, Planet of The Apes (the original), To Kill a Mockingbird, Annie Hall, and of course GF 1 & GF 2…I heard that’s how the real fans refer to them.
Favorite Movie Line: easy…Murry-Caddyshack-“big hitter, the Lama”…f#$*in’ riot!
Best Rat Rock Bands: STP, VH, ZEP, PEARL JAM, FOOS, PEPPERS,AC/DC
Favorite New Bands: Glorious Sons, Rival Sons, Dirty Honey
Most Embarrassing Moment: the moment my mother reads this shit!
Best Day: I know a lot of folks say this, but it’s true: the day my little girl Jynell and my boy Big D were born! Next to that, it would have to be the day I was baked on earth day in Central Park and met Keefer Sutherland…baked too, I believe.
