Halloween Tips and Tricks

Halloween Tips and Tricks

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Some things just go together. Chocolate and Peanut Butter, Barbie and Ken, Gotts and Beer. Oh and of course, Halloween and Sexy Costumes.

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From the sexy maid to the dirty nurse, to the superhero no one will soon forget. It seems Halloween is the one night a year boys and girls really let down their inhibitions and dress to kill. Now maybe being a heterosexual guy I’m biased, but I’ve always thought the sexy female Halloween costume was a right of passage for both guys and gals.

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Here’s the logic…

99 percent of the ladies going out to a Halloween party are good, upstanding members of our society. Some may be single, others may have significant others. However, most dress in what makes them happy and comfortable, whenever possible. They may be a little kinky in their personal lives, but that stays behind closed doors. That is, until Halloween. For some unknown reason, the world has made it acceptable for folks, specifically women, to dress in the wildest costumes you would ever see them in, and furthermore, that they would ever wear!

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NOT THAT I’M COMPLAINING!

No no, not at all. It’s just crazy sometimes to see Betty Lou from accounting, out at the bar on costume contest night dressed as Princess Leia. Moreover, seeing your wife or girlfriend come out of the bedroom dressed as a dirty nurse! She never even went to medical school! It’s a little stunning. I remember when I first started to get to know my wife. We weren’t dating yet. She showed up to one of the radio station’s Halloween parties dressed in her Catholic High School uniform! Yeah it still fit good! My God, I thought “I’m gonna marry that girl!” Ok, maybe marry wasn’t the verb, but regardless, it made an impression.

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So with that, here are 5 sexy topical costumes for your Halloween Party going this year. Oh and be careful with that latex.

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