The 5 Sexiest Halloween Costumes For 2023 At The Jersey Shore

Some things just go together. Chocolate and Peanut Butter, Barbie and Ken, Gotts and Beer. Oh and of course, Halloween and Sexy Costumes.

From the sexy maid to the dirty nurse, to the superhero no one will soon forget. It seems Halloween is the one night a year boys and girls really let down their inhibitions and dress to kill. Now maybe being a heterosexual guy I'm biased, but I've always thought the sexy female Halloween costume was a right of passage for both guys and gals.

99 percent of the ladies going out to a Halloween party are good, upstanding members of our society. Some may be single, others may have significant others. However, most dress in what makes them happy and comfortable, whenever possible. They may be a little kinky in their personal lives, but that stays behind closed doors. That is, until Halloween. For some unknown reason, the world has made it acceptable for folks, specifically women, to dress in the wildest costumes you would ever see them in, and furthermore, that they would ever wear!

No no, not at all. It's just crazy sometimes to see Betty Lou from accounting, out at the bar on costume contest night dressed as Princess Leia. Moreover, seeing your wife or girlfriend come out of the bedroom dressed as a dirty nurse! She never even went to medical school! It's a little stunning. I remember when I first started to get to know my wife. We weren't dating yet. She showed up to one of the radio station's Halloween parties dressed in her Catholic High School uniform! Yeah it still fit good! My God, I thought "I'm gonna marry that girl!" Ok, maybe marry wasn't the verb, but regardless, it made an impression.

This is not the last time we will see Barbs in this list. It's 2023, she had the biggest movie of the decade thus far. Simply put, there's no chick hotter! Well other than...

Two tight ends are better than one I always say. America's Sweetheart, and one lucky dude.  Two good looking people that the Gods put together, just in time for Halloween!

This year it was revealed Velma from those meddling kids of Scooby Doo fame had more than meets the eye. Like a liking for the ladies. This is a home run of a costume, and just might get you a scooby snack!

I mean it's the PB&J of Sexy Costumes. Sometimes you need a little comfort food...And your temp taken.

The way we like to remember our sexual fantasies of Babs, before Hollywood gets in the way. She drinks, she smokes, and dammit she wears sexy underwear!