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If You Pee In The Ocean While Swimming, You Could Get A Ticket?

Carl Craft June 22nd, 2022
WILDWOOD, NJ - MAY 30: A lifeguard clutches a rescue buoy by the ocean on May 30, 2022 in Wildwood, New Jersey. Memorial Day events are held across the U.S. to commemorate those who died in active military service. (Photo by Mark Makela/Getty Images)

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On today’s No Sweat News we found out about a little seaside tourist town in northwest Spain that just created a law that would fine people if they got caught peeing in the ocean… Scroll down for that headline story…

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    No… not on the No Sweat News. The French’s condiment company has unleashed an abomination on the world and we’re just about ready to vomit thinking about it. This is 10 times worse than that ice cream that had mustard swirled around in it…

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    Yep, it says…

  • You Could Get A Big Fine If You're Caught Peeing In The Ocean?

    Hahahaha… this is hilarious.

    A small seaside town, a resort town just like we have here at The Jersey Shore, just passed an ordinance that will fine anyone who is caught peeing in the ocean.  The fine is supposedly $750!

    So, let’s get this straight.  You’re at the beach.  You feel like a swim and you go for a dip.  Then, you think:  hmmm, maybe I’ll pee right here while I swim… You’ll get a ticket for that?

    Wait.  What about the little fishes, THEY pee in the ocean too… Do they get fined?

  • Those are three fun snips from today's No Sweat News!

    For the complete episodes, click the “Listen and Watch” link at the top of the page!