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The Guiness Book is not taking any more world record attempts for “Loudest Rock Band”.

00:57 Download March 25th

Fireball is giving away a lifetime supply of their cinnamon flavored whisky.

04:16 Download March 25th

An object with a thousand sides is a what?

01:00 Download March 24th

Aggressive nose-picking.

03:52 Download March 24th

March 21, 2025

Woman Hit The Lottery For $83 Million, But They Won’t Pay Her

Lemmy didn’t really play cards, was more of a slot machine guy.

00:40 Download March 20th

Texas might not pay a big lottery jackpot and it’s pissing us off.

05:16 Download March 20th

Before it was named, “Google” the developers wanted to call it THIS.

00:49 Download March 19th

A surprise scoop of ice cream is the new thing in the Big Apple.

04:36 Download March 19th

March 18, 2025

Guy Pulled A Gun At A Bar Because the Karaoke Machine Wasn’t Working

We used to eat the OTHER end of carrots…

00:37 Download March 18th

A driver from Switzerland got a $110, 000 ticket.

04:02 Download March 18th

March 17, 2025

The “Ultimate Big Mac Fan” Just Ate His 35,000th Burger

Guinea pig rules in Switzerland.

02:32 Download March 17th

Florida man arrested for stealing lap dances

04:54 Download March 17th

March 14, 2025

Thief Was Arrested For Stealing Lap Dances