Thief Was Arrested For Stealing Lap Dances

How is this even possible you might ask, but a thief was just arrested for stealing lap dances, well here is the story on it. We take you back to Florida for this one as a 39-year-old guy named John Elberson did just that. It all went down at what sounds like a fine establishment called "Reign Ladies' & Gentlemen's Club" on Tuesday morning.

According to police reports, Johnny Boy was really there to enjoy SEVERAL lap dances but when he was handed the tab, he said he didn't have the money to pay for them.

It sounds like John was hammered drunk, and check this out his bill was up to $160 bucks for the dances. John was charged with misdemeanor theft.  He spent 12 hours in jail and was released pending a court date. 

I don't know if you noticed in the beginning of this story, it said TUESDAY MORNING. I don't know what time this place opens or closes, but I'm proud of the girls for working early for entertainment purposes. As far as John ( who I'm sure had a great time ) well you can't bail on money for the girls.

Also $160 bucks for lap dances? I thought you had to pay up front for the lap dances just for this reason alone.

Now when I go to the strip clubs, I usually don't get a lap because I can't afford them. Here is one thing I do though, I give the beautiful ladies my dollars, and most of the time I tell them my problems. It really is the best therapy, and sometimes you will see me crying telling them what's going on in my life, also it's just a buck to do it.

Thank you for taking the time to check this story out. Many thanks as well for always rocking out with me and of course 95.9 The Rat. You can get more crazy stories by clicking right HERE. Much LOVE and CHEERS. - Gotts