Every day at 7:20 in the morning you get a little dose of insanity called the “No Sweat News”.  It’s kinda our way of reminding ourselves that there’s people out there that are dumber than we are… Or at the very least, people who actually get caught doing the dumb stuff that we do in private.

Hahahaha.

On Friday’s we wrap up the week with the No Sweat News Quiz.  Usually we tie a great prize to the No Sweat News Quiz and today really proves that because someone is walking off with 2 pair of Metallica tickets; one pair for August 4th and another pair for August 6th of 2023.

Remember, Metallica is doing two different set lists and has two different opening acts for these shows!  They go on sale this morning  at 10am.

Your mission, since you have chosen to accept it:  Choose the story that is made up.  Good luck!

(Remember, we go to the phones at 7:15am.  The random caller gets first shot at the quiz.  If they guess incorrectly, we go to the phones until someone gets the right answer.)

• Story 1: Velveeta Is Life

  Dateline, Florida.  Capitol of the No Sweat News.  Amanda Ramirez is suing the makers of Velveeta’s microwavable Shells and Cheese Cups because they say it’s “ready in 3 and a half minutes” on the package but it takes longer than that.  First you have to add water, then you have to microwave it for that amount of time and then you have to stir it.  So, longer than 3 and a half.  It’s a class action lawsuit for 5 million.  Moral of the story?  Judge should give her a watch and tell her to get lost.

  That’s story number 1, now known as:  but I love me some mac and cheese.

• Story 2: Bang The Head All Day

  And story number two for today’s No Sweat News Quiz:  Dateline, Australia.  There’s a new viral trend down under:  hitting someone on the head with a frying pan to the beat of AC/DC’s “Back In Black” while that person plays the licks on the guitar.  The person with the frying pan absolutely crushes the person, but it’s safe because they’re wearing a helmet.  Moral of the story?  This is what happens when you have spiders the size of manhole covers that can eat your dog.

  That’s story number one, now known as:  Hey sounds like something we should try out on you, Gotts.

• Story 3: No Happy Hour For You

  And our third story for today’s No Sweat News Quiz:  that takes us to France.

  A guy in Paris was fired from his job because he refused to go out for happy hour with his coworkers, so the guy sued his company. Told the court that getting wasted with co-workers every Friday afternoon wasn’t his idea of fun and that they couldn’t fire him for that.  The court agreed and now he’s looking at a settlement of about a half a million bucks.  Moral of the story.  Sounds like the guy might go to happy hour now, that’s for sure.

  That’s story number 3 now known as:  “One mans happy hour is another man’s agony.”

• Story 4: The Grinch Is Upon You Now

  And our 4^th and final story for today’s No Sweat News Quiz.  Dateline, Idaho.  A man was arrested for impersonating a cop and trying to walk off with toys donated at a “shop with a cop” event in downtown Boise.  Devon Walker had a pretty convincing look with the uniform, the hat but when he flashed his badge a real officer on the scene recognized that it wasn’t the same color.  Devon’s was all silver while the real one’s were silver and gold.  Moral of the story?  Stealing from a “shop with a cop” event.  How stupid can one person get?

  That’s story number 4, now known as:  And how bad do you have to be to steal toys from a Christmas event?  Seriously Grinch.

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