Maynard James Keenan Demos Blocking Move in Response to Will Smith/Chris Rock Slap

Author Erica Banas // Rock Music Reporter

April 1st, 2022 2:34 PM

Maynard James Keenan is here for a public service announcement, and he’s teaching us how to block a slap. Because…well…you know, the whole Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars thing.

Keenan shared this tip in the 47-second video below published on his Instagram. The video was captioned, “I realize we’re on the ass end of beating this dead horse, but f— it.”

The move even has a name: The Cuck Block, because of course. (Never change Maynard, you strange, cheeky devil.)

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Author Erica Banas // Rock Music Reporter

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