Muffin tops are a McD's thing... Pornhub has an important announcement... and there's a giant phallus in the desert and we have some questions...

These three idiots have upped the ante on the No Sweat News dumb-factor. And we thought that people couldn't get more stupid!

That's one pricey milkshake, a stolen credit card snafu, and BK Russia had an interesting marketing plan...

An amazing attendance records gets a kid some serious $$, The problem with "all you can eat" and FINALLY someone gets pulled over for this major traffic violation.

Two video game stories and a great car robbery trade off!

Pumpkin Spice, the swinger club and a guy sues his ex!

A surprising amount of people are clueless about their cars. A Florida man calls cops for the dumbest reason... and a good news story about a guy mowing lawns...

A new study confirms it: People are getting dumber! A waitress gets busted for this on her first day at work. And: A follow up on that FBI guy in the dance-off who lost his gun.

A tattoo gone bad story, Pizza chain pot holes and THEY'RE FLAVORING OUR FOOD WITH WHAT?

A road rage accident from the bowels of hell, a lemonade stand savior, and the story about the giant lottery jackpot is kinda nuts.