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Turns out, there are quite a few St. Patrick’s Day shirts out there with swear words.  As much as I don’t give a F…ond fair well about swearing, I didn’t include those.  I feel like that could reflect poorly on my job performance and I like/need my job. Instead, I give you 9 potentially offensive St. Patrick’s Day shirts.   

I tried to find the best, most creative layouts for the shirts I chose.  For example, there are plenty of “Pat McCrotch” t-shirts, but what about the layout?  If it simply says “Pat McCrotch,” then McCrotch is too much in my “McFace” and ain’t nobody got time for that, my drunken stranger future-friend. 

My 9 tonuge-in-cheek St. Patrick’s Day shirts are mostly bad jokes, nearly cursing, or promoting bad behavior.  You’re welcome.  WARNING: if you are easily butt-hurt, DO NOT READ ON. 

  • Rub Me For Luck St. Patrick’s Day Funny T-shirt

    Much like any pickup line, there’s no guarantee this will work, but hey, you don’t know until you try.  JK, don’t try it… just wear it and be fun.

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  • Zero Lucks Given Hoodie

    Nothing like a little wordplay to get you in the St. Patrick’s Day groove. You see what they did here? We all do. There are plenty of shirts with this message, but this one was the best overall layout for the shirt.

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  • St Patrick’s Day Adult Humor Shirt Dublin Irish Pun T-Shirt

    If you really are trying to pick up chicks on St. Patrick’s Day, this shirt may not be your best fit.  Going in single and advertising that you’re looking to double down may make the ladies swipe left.  But, if you are already lined up with your dates, maybe this shirt clicks.

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  • Paddy Don't Start Til I Walk In T-shirt

    Life of the party or life of the paddy? This is actually NOT offensive AND it’s clever. I included it hoping the McCrotches and Drunky McDrinkersteins might feel inclined to let a little loose. 

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  • Lucky You Green Shirt

    If the words are blurring together you’re doing something right, right? This shirt is available in sizes Small through 5XL so it’s great for anyone!

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  • Pat McCrotch Irish Pub T-shirt

    Keep it classy, Irishly inclined. It may not be a cerebral joke, but it does make me laugh.  See how they put a little flair to the layout?  I like a joke that takes a moment to hit.

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  • A Wee Bit Highrish T-shirt

    When Highrish Eyes are smiling and also bloodshot. You can double on this for 420 or just never change your shirt. Up to you, stoner.

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  • Funny Bartender Shirt

    This one is for all the bartenders in the house. Seriously, all bartenders need this shirt.  It’s not offensive, but there’s plenty of innuendoes.

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  • How to Speak Irish T-Shirt

    Those Irish are freaking clever. I saw this shirt multiple times and didn’t get the joke. While this is embarrassing to admit, I chose this shirt since it has instructions. I can’t be the only one that was beef hooked by this joke.

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