Driver Attempts Carpooling with Skeleton
One Houston driver has been deemed “bad to the bone” after getting caught with a special passenger in the HOV lane. The Harris County Constable’s Office shared the news of a driver trying to pass off a skeleton as a passenger to get away with using the carpool lane.
The Constable’s Office also shared a photo of the boney passenger who was buckled up and wearing a cowboy hat. The driver reportedly claimed he was just a fan of Halloween and was not paying attention to the HOV lane.
Nice try, sir. Deputies issued a sneaky Houstonian a "bone-afide citation" after he was caught with an unliving passenger on the HOV. https://t.co/BdpTRW8xe9
— ABC13 Houston (@abc13houston) September 30, 2021
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