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The world would be a sadder place if we didn’t have junk food. While yes it is 100% healthier for me to eat a salad or a some veggies more frequently, sometimes you just have a craving for something sweet or salty. And as a junk food lover sometimes you just need to show your junk food pride. We’ve put together a list of really fun junk food inspired items that every junk food lover should definitely have. Everything from wearables to a few sweet and savory treats will have your mouth watering. Check it out below!

  • 1) One Dozen Gourmet Cookies

    I had to kick this list off with a bang. Holy guacamole do these cookies look good. You can get a dozen gourmet cookies from cookies by design in a variety of flavors like red velvet, chocolate chip, white macadamia nut, and more. Yes, my sweet tooth is aching just looking at these.

  • 2) Buy Me Pizza T-shirt

    My favorite thing about pizza is that while it’s junk food, it’s still hitting the major food groups. I mean I love mushrooms on my pizza and that’s a vegetable! This tee is the perfect gift idea for any junk food or pizza lover in your life.

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  • 3) Pretzel Purse

    I love novelty handbags like this one. This is great for a kid or for someone who just really, really loves pretzels. You can also grab this in different designs and food products like Boba Tea and popcorn. 

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  • 4) Potato Chips Are My Weakness Shirt

    Same. Just all around, I feel the same way. You can grab this shirt in a wide variety of sizes and colors.

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  • 5) Ghirardelli Assorted Chocolate Bag

    The best gifts are the ones we give ourselves! This Ghirardelli gift bag of assorted chocolate squares is definitely one way to show your junk food lover pride. What could be better than chocolate anyway?

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  • 6) Coca-Cola Bag

    I’m such a big soda fan! Now, it’s probably a cardinal sin for me to say that I prefer Pepsi over Coca-Cola, but I say this bag and I couldn’t resist putting it on the list. This is definitely a fun novelty bag I’d love to own.

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  • 7) Milk Chocolate Pecan Delights

    These look so yummy! If you’re a chocolate fan and you love “turtle” type chocolates these might be the ones for you. “Generous clusters of pecans and silky caramel are covered in milk chocolate and packaged in a beautiful copper-foil box.” YUM!

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  • 8) Snaccidents Happen

    Yes, yes they do! And if you’re a snack aficionado then you absolutely need this shirt.

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  • 9) Junk Food Coffee Mug

    I love fun little coffee mugs like this. This one featuring different cartoon junk food items is such a cool design. For all the avid coffee drinks/snack food lovers this is a great idea for you.

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  • 10) Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries.

    I would also like extra fries, please! Whether it’s steak fries, shoestring, crinkle-cut or curly, I am definitely always in the mood for more fries. This hoodie is available in many sizes and color options as well.

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  • 11) Snack Box Care Package

    Sometimes you just want a little care package of snacks. Nothing wrong with that! Actually, this is a great gift idea for folks who live far away from you or for your kids who are in college. This care package comes with a variety of sweet and savory snacks that will have your junk food lover thanking you until they turn blue in the face.

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  • 12) Red Licorice Sample Pack

    This is seriously one of the most delicious licorices I’ve ever had. We got these a few weeks ago because my mom is a licorice fan and it is super delicious. If you’re a red licorice fan you are going to want to snag one of these samplers!

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  • 13) Exotic Chocolate Assortment

    If you’re the adventurous type of snacker this assortment of chocolates from Z Chocolat will definitely intrigue you. With “flavors like coconut, lemon, cinnamon, coriander, pistachio, sesame, and violet are expertly paired with classic French chocolate for a collection that is as unexpected as it is exceptional.”

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  • 14) Junk Food Protest Towels

    How fun is this towel? I had to laugh a little bit at the various picket signs because they were just so darn funny. “Down with salads” is my favorite. Grab these for your kitchen, they’re sure to make some fun conversations.

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  • 15) Milk Chocolate Assortments

    Yes, I know there is a lot of chocolate on this list, but trust me I’m a chocolate fanatic. This box of assorted chocolates from Russell Stovers comes with “a variety of pieces handcrafted with fillings such as caramel truffle toffee and pecan delight.” It all sounds so yummy I just want to eat them all.

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  • 16) Vegan Pâtes De Fruits

    If you’re looking for something a bit more fruity, these little candies from Z Chocolat sound delicious. “Each piece begins with fresh orchard fruit picked at the peak of sweetness, these candies nearly burst with natural cherry, lemon, apple, orange, strawberry, raspberry, and apricot flavors.”

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  • 17) Junk Food Fabric Key Fob

    These fun little wristlets are great for holding your keys. And the junk food fabric makes it the perfect gift idea for a junk food lover. You can grab them in a few different sizes as well as three different colored liners.

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  • 18) Junk Food Addict Parking Sign

    How fun is this? This junk food addict sign is a great gift idea. It also would look really fun for a kitchen or pantry. The sign is available in multiple sizes so you can pick the right one for your home.

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  • 19) Easily Excited By Hot Dogs Shirt

    The competition for the best hot dog in the USA is never-ending. For me, coney dogs from Detroit are the best, but I’m not opposed to a Chicago Dog ever now and then. This shirt is perfect for hot dog lovers everywhere no matter what your favorite hot dog topping is.

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