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Archer premiered in 2009, and after 14 seasons, it’s saying goodbye. The adult animated series has gained quite a following over the years. It’s understandable why: Archer is absolutely hilarious and action-packed, and those themes will run until the bitter end following its final season premiere on August 30, 2023. Over the run of the series, it has won three Primetime Emmy Awards, including Outstanding Animated Program twice.

Archer, of course, revolves around a fictional spy agency filled with dysfunctional secret agents and support staff more unhinged than the agents. Its main cast includes Sterling Archer, his mother/boss Malory Archer, Lana Kane, Cyril Figgis, Cheryl Tunt, Pam Poovey, Ray Gillette, and Dr. Algernop Krieger.

Fans of Bob’s Burgers likely recognize H. Jon Benjamin as the voice of the show’s star, since he’s also the voice of Bob Belcher. Benjamin said in a 2015 appearance on Conan that he panicked when he was cast as Archer. Why? He said, “Well, I didn’t read the script. I’m notoriously underprepared for everything. When I found out it was a spy, I thought I would have to do [a] British [accent], because all spies are British.”

Fortunately for Benjamin, Sterling isn’t British, but he sure is amazing. Because there are about a million hilarious quotes and scenes from this iconic show, we knew we had to put together a list to say goodbye. So to honor Archer and its final season, we found some of our favorite Archer items inspired by the series. Keep scrolling to check them out, or else we’ll sick Babou on you.

  • 'How to Archer'

    Leave it to Sterling Malory Archer to pen “The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written.” (Actually, no…this is a meta book by a fictional character, but it’s truly a lot of fun.)

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  • Danger Zone T-Shirt

    C’mon now, this shirt needs no explanation. It comes in black and royal blue (phrasing), and it’s available in unisex sizes ranging from small to 5XL.

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  • Poovey Farms Racing Patch

    Sploosh! This 3-inch diameter patch is amazing. We bet it would look good on a vest, a trucker hat or any other garment you’d wear to a Pampage.

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  • 'You're Not My Supervisor' Mug

    Truly one of the most underrated and iconic phrases from Archer comes from Cheryl/Carol/Cristal/Cariña. We encourage you to yell it at work while drinking from this 11-ounce mug.

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  • The Figgis Agency T-Shirt

    The only thing that would make this Figgis Agency shirt better is if it also included a picture of that hound dog from the flier. This shirt comes in 14 different colors and is available in unisex sizes ranging from small to 3XL.

  • Glengoolie Blue Rocks Glass

    We can’t think of a better way to honor your Archer fandom than by drinking some scotch from this rocks glass that honors Sterling Archer’s scotch brand of choice. If you look closely, you can see in the etching that Glengoolie Blue was “Distilled and Matured in The Zone of Danger.”

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  • Malory Archer 'Ants' Print

    Starting with the Archer pilot, fans know exactly how you get ants. This print honoring Malory Archer comes in 5″x7″ and 8″x10″ sizes.

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  • 'Phrasing' Print

    Honestly, if you’ve scrolled this far and need “Phrasing” explained to you, what are you even doing here? (And yes, we’re still doing “Phrasing.”) This print comes in a variety of sizes, including poster sizes A1-A5.

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