The Morning Rat Race

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 22: New York Yankees fans react after Jose Altuve #27 of the Houston Astros struck out during the first inning in game three of the American League Championship Series at Yankee Stadium on October 22, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

Good morning, Sports fans!  It’s your boy Davey Mac here and I’ve got a big Sports Report for ya!  The Yankees do something good for a change!  Big-time QB is back after injury!  Tennis legend plays possible career finale!  And more!  But first!

Get ready for some cringe, folks. This dude has gone viral after a video resurfaced of him attending a Yankee game and dropping—not one—not two—but THREE easy balls that were about the most catchable balls I’ve ever seen.  And to make matters worse…it appears the poor S.O.B. was on a date.  And to make matters worse than that…the entire section laughed at him.  And to make matters WORST…the uncoordinated lad has now gone viral and he finds himself on the Sports Report!  Everyone, get ready to point and laugh!  Check out the video below!


Meanwhile, my sources are telling me that Yankee General Manager Brian Cashman likes what he sees and he just gave this guy a seven-year deal worth $180 million.  OK…I jest…but with how the Yankees are going…I wouldn’t doubt it.

Aaron Judge Press Conference

BRONX, NEW YORK – DECEMBER 21: New York Yankee general manager Brian Cashman speaks to the media during a press conference at Yankee Stadium on December 21, 2022 in Bronx, New York. (Photo by Dustin Satloff/Getty Images)

Back to the Bill Gates-looking fella who dropped the balls.  I mean…honestly…those were the three easiest balls I’ve ever seen.  In fact, it appeared that the first two were just easy foul balls…and that the third one was a ball that was tossed to him!  And that’s the one that hit the guy in the face!  Did anyone check to see if this guy is related to Bill Buckner?


First baseman Bill Buckner of the Boston Red Sox waits for the throw from a teammate. Mandatory Credit: Gray Mortimore/Allsport

Listen, buddy.  I’m Davey Mac…not Dr. Phil…but let me still give you advice when going to the game.  Number one: Untuck that shirt, my man.  It’s a baseball stadium, not an accounting firm that need to be this buttoned up (literally).  Number two: if you’re not very coordinated…don’t get seats in the front row.  You were just begging for this to happen.  And finally…number three: Can I get your date’s number?  I played first base in high school…I ain’t dropping nothing!  Later!

  • Yanks Beat Tigers

    The Yankees ended their 10-series winless streak by beating the Tigers again last night…6 to 2.   Gerrit Cole continued his great season as he picks up the win to improve to 12 and 4.  The Yankees are now 65 and 68…10 games out of the third and final, American League, Wild Card spot.

    New York Yankees v Detroit Tigers

    DETROIT, MI – AUGUST 30: Gerrit Cole #45 of the New York Yankees pitches against the Detroit Tigers during the fourth inning at Comerica Park on August 30, 2023 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Duane Burleson/Getty Images)

  • Mets Defeat Rangers

    The Mets took down the Rangers in extra innings…6 to 5.   D.J. Stewart homered twice in the game for the Mets…as they improve to 61 and 73 for the season.

    Texas Rangers v New York Mets

    NEW YORK, NEW YORK – AUGUST 30: DJ Stewart #29 of the New York Mets follows through on his eighth inning two run home run against the Texas Rangers at Citi Field on August 30, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

  • Harper Hits 300th HR But Phils Fall To Angels

    The Phillies lost to the Angels…10 to 8…despite Bryce Harper slugging his 300th career home run.  Congrats to Bryce.  The Philles…at 74 and 59…are still in the first, National League, Wild Card spot.

    Los Angeles Angels v Philadelphia Phillies

    PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA – AUGUST 30: Bryce Harper #3 and Nick Castellanos #8 of the Philadelphia Phillies reacts following a two run home run hit by Harper during the eighth inning against the Los Angeles Angels at Citizens Bank Park on August 30, 2023 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Harper hit his 300th-career MLB home run (Photo by Tim Nwachukwu/Getty Images)

  • Burrow Is Back In Cincy

    Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow returned to practice Wednesday for the first time since suffering a strained right calf July 27.  It’s a welcome sign for Cincinnati, which was without Burrow the past six weeks as he recovered from the calf issue.

    Cincinnati Bengals Training Camp

    CINCINNATI, OHIO – JULY 26: Joe Burrow #9 of the Cincinnati Bengals participates in a drill during training camp at Kettering Health Practice Fields on July 26, 2023 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Dylan Buell/Getty Images)

  • USA Crushes Jordan In FIBA World Cup

    Team USA destroyed the country of Jordan yesterday…110 to 62…to improve to 3 and 0 in the FIBA World Cup.  The Americans have looked excellent in this tournament which is a precursor to the Olympics next year.

    USA v Jordan: Group C - FIBA Basketball World Cup

    MANILA, PHILIPPINES – AUGUST 30: Jalen Brunson #11 of USA goes for the basket during the FIBA Basketball World Cup Group C game between United States and Jordan at Mall of Asia Arena on August 30, 2023 in Pasay, Metro Manila, Philippines. (Photo by Ezra Acayan/Getty Images)

  • Venus Williams Out At U.S. Open

    The U.S. Open, tennis’ final grand slam tournament of the year, is under way.  Yesterday, Novak Djokovic and Caroline Wozniacki advanced…meanwhile Venus Williams lost in straight sets to get eliminated.  Williams has seven career major championship wins…including five at Wimbledon.

    2023 US Open - Day 2

    NEW YORK, NEW YORK – AUGUST 29: Venus Williams of the United States returns a shot against Greet Minnen of Belgium during their Women’s Singles First Round match on Day Two of the 2023 US Open at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center on August 29, 2023 in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

  • That's Today's Davey Mac Sports Report!

    That’s Today’s Davey Mac Sports Report! Catch previous Sports Reports in the Sports Report section for daily sports awesomeness! BOOM!

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