Good morning, my fellow Sports fans! It’s your trusted athletics analyst Davey Mac here! And the beginning of today’s Sports Report may read more like the front page of TMZ! And we’re okay with that!
Because we have some juicy Sports gossip, ladies and germs. It appears that NFL living legend and seven-time Super Bowl Champion, Tom Brady, and his beautiful supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen, have indeed separated.
Aye, caramba! I was not expecting this! These two have always seemed like such an excellent team with fantastic chemistry…both are presentable people who are highly successful and are both solid at x’s and o’s. I have it on good authority that Gisele can spot a 4-3 defense from a mile away.
Has Brady been the one to fumble the marriage ball? Word on the street is that this all stems from Gisele’s wish to have Brady retire from football already and spend some time with the kids. Brady, on the other hand, signed a three-year deal with the Bucs and wants to complete his contract (this is Year 3).
So, who’s to blame? I’m not sure! All I know is that I have Brady on one of my fantasy football teams and this pretty boy better get his head in the game! You hear me, Brady?! Think of your fantasy football owners and start throwing some damn touchdowns, brother! I need at least 85 points outta ya this week!
…Sorry if that was a little cold. I wish nothing but the best for the happy couple.
Coming up on today’s Davey Mac Sports Report:
- Chiefs defeat Chargers
- Metro area NFL matchups this weekend
- Mets beat Pirates
- Philles lose to Marlins
- Yanks take on Brewers tonight
- Jordan jersey breaks records
- Federer retires from tennis