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Tis the season for some new latex! Oh come now, don’t be shy. This helpful list might find you the best Christmas present you’ve ever gotten your significant other! What…

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Tis the season for some new latex! Oh come now, don't be shy. This helpful list might find you the best Christmas present you've ever gotten your significant other! What better way to say I love you than with something that completely replaces the need for your own body parts in the relationship? Just kidding. These babies are just what anyone who likes to relieve stress and have a little fun needs!

The thing I found so amazing is the prices! Highly rated sex toys are very affordable in 2022. Kind of ironic how "inflation" hasn't seemed to hit this industry like it has the rest of the country's goods and services. Besides that, the styles, shapes, sizes, and sheer amount of sexual categories will make your head spin. They literally make something for anyone and everyone's itch that needs to be scratched.

Another big positive I found while researching this list, is the privacy factor. All transactions are done quietly and privately and delivered discreetly. That still matters to people, no matter how many times you see vibrators all over Instagram. People want to feel safe and secure, and not be violated by nosey neighbors or delivery folks. Nope, you won't know what it is until you open it up and give it a whirl! Umm, after you put the batteries in, or charge it up, of course.

So good luck Rat Rock Nation. Go out there and get some relief from those "aching muscles", and maybe, just maybe take your relationship to the next level with the wonders of modern medicine and science.

The OG Magic Wand

From $56.99 on Amazon. It will quickly become their most used gift after they find out how well it relieves their achy muscles and ...head-to-toe tension.

The Dame Wedged Shaped Sex "Pillo"

From $66.50 on Amazon. "A supportive, cushiony wedge pillow made to enrich experimentation, elevate go-to’s, and seamlessly blend into your bedroom while off-duty."

The Ohnut vibrating ring "add on"

Add it onto a real or fake one! From $65 at ohnut.com 

Tenga Easy Beat Eggs

Portable variety pack for men. From $33.82 on Amazon.

The Dame Kip Lipstick Vibrator

Starting at $75 at dame.com

The Emojibator

As hilarious as it is functional, making it a perfect stocking stuffer. From $34.00 at Emojibator.com 

The Arc G-Spot Vibrator by Dame

Scores high marks for quietness, intensity, and vibration. Starting at $115 at Dame.com

Believe it or not, Jimmy’s first job was overnights at a Christian Radio Station. He claims he got into radio because like Rocky Balboa once said, “cause I can’t sing or dance.” Jimmy loves to write about all local happenings, especially around his town of Toms River. Favorite Pastime (other than masturbation, of course): Cheering for the Yankees, and crying for the J-E-T-S!!! Favorite Food: Hot Sauce…I collect ’em! Favorite Drink: PRUNO…look it up, if you dare! Favorite Movies: The Exorcist, Planet of The Apes (the original), To Kill a Mockingbird, Annie Hall, and of course GF 1 & GF 2…I heard that’s how the real fans refer to them. Favorite Movie Line: easy…Murry-Caddyshack-“big hitter, the Lama”…f#$*in’ riot! Best Rat Rock Bands: STP, VH, ZEP, PEARL JAM, FOOS, PEPPERS,AC/DC Favorite New Bands: Glorious Sons, Rival Sons, Dirty Honey Most Embarrassing Moment: the moment my mother reads this shit! Best Day: I know a lot of folks say this, but it’s true: the day my little girl Jynell and my boy Big D were born! Next to that, it would have to be the day I was baked on earth day in Central Park and met Keefer Sutherland…baked too, I believe.