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LAS VEGAS - JANUARY 10: A porn actress wears a backpack filled with rubber dildos during the 2007 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Sands Convention Center January 10, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The three-day AVN expo is the largest adult entertainment trade show in the world, drawing over 29,000 people and featuring close to 340 vendors. The show runs through January 13. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Tis the season for some new latex! Oh come now, don’t be shy. This helpful list might find you the best Christmas present you’ve ever gotten your significant other! What better way to say I love you than with something that completely replaces the need for your own body parts in the relationship? Just kidding. These babies are just what anyone who likes to relieve stress and have a little fun needs!

The thing I found so amazing is the prices! Highly rated sex toys are very affordable in 2022. Kind of ironic how “inflation” hasn’t seemed to hit this industry like it has the rest of the country’s goods and services. Besides that, the styles, shapes, sizes, and sheer amount of sexual categories will make your head spin. They literally make something for anyone and everyone’s itch that needs to be scratched.

Another big positive I found while researching this list, is the privacy factor. All transactions are done quietly and privately and delivered discreetly. That still matters to people, no matter how many times you see vibrators all over Instagram. People want to feel safe and secure, and not be violated by nosey neighbors or delivery folks. Nope, you won’t know what it is until you open it up and give it a whirl! Umm, after you put the batteries in, or charge it up, of course.

So good luck Rat Rock Nation. Go out there and get some relief from those “aching muscles”, and maybe, just maybe take your relationship to the next level with the wonders of modern medicine and science.