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EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - AUGUST 19: Aaron Rodgers #8 of the New York Jets warms up before the preseason game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at MetLife Stadium on August 19, 2023 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Dustin Satloff/Getty Images)

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen and appreciators of athletics!  Davey Mac here and we’ve got another action-packed Sports Report for ya! The Baby Bombers are at it again in the Bronx! NFL regular season returns tonight! Team USA! And more!  But first…

…Did you see the final episode of HBO’s amazing football docuseries Hard Knocks? As you may know…this season they have featured the New York Jets…which means all access to star quarterback Aaron Rodgers. And he did not disappoint. On the season finale, Rodgers told a story where he and two buddies saw a UFO while in New Jersey. Check this out…

 

So…what do you think?  As a card-carrying MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) member…I can tell you…this happened.  Listen…some people think I’m nuts because I’m open to the Ancient Astronaut Theory…which states that aliens have been visiting our planet for thousands of years.  And, yeah…I watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel…so what?

AlienCon Baltimore 2018 Day 3

BALTIMORE, MD – NOVEMBER 11: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos speaks onstage at Ancient Aliens: Alien Engineering during day 3 of AlienCon Baltimore 2018 at Baltimore Convention Center on November 11, 2018 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by Riccardo Savi/Getty Images for HISTORY)

As created by Erich von Däniken in his best-selling book Chariots of the Gods?, the Ancient Astronaut Theory supposes that aliens have been observing us and possibly guiding us for at least a millennia.  The ship that Rodgers saw could have visited our planet hundreds of times before!

A+E Networks And Mischief Management Present AlienCon Los Angeles 2019

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – JUNE 21: Erich von Däniken attends AlienCon Los Angeles 2019 presented by A+E Networks and Mischief Management at Los Angeles Convention Center on June 21, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Paul Butterfield/Getty Images)

The bottom line is that if aliens contact Aaron Rodgers…wouldn’t this be an unfair advantage for the Jets?  Speaking as a Giants fan…I don’t think it’s right that Rodgers could get telepathic help from the aliens as he’s playing.  I mean…if the aliens can travel light-years across the universe…surely they can read a top-tier NFL defense, break it down, and give Rodgers the keys to success. Not cool.

53rd annual UFO Encounter in Roswell, New Mexico

(Photo by Joe Raedle/Newsmakers)

Now, all that aside, I’m glad that Rodgers came forward with the truth.  I believe you, Aaron.  I think you really did see an alien spacecraft.  Because the Truth is out there.  I’m Davey Mac…and I’m insane.

  • Yanks Win As Dominguez Homers Again

    The Yankees beat the Tigers last night…4 to 3…as “The Martian” homered yet again!  Yankee rookie sensation Jasson Dominguez slugged his 3rd home run and had three hits overall…in fact…the Yankees had him hitting third last night…and he came through.  The Yankees have won eight of their last ten games and are now six and (at 70 and 69) are half games out of the third, American League, Wild Card spot.

    Detroit Tigers v New York Yankees

    NEW YORK, NEW YORK – SEPTEMBER 5: Jasson Dominguez #89 of the New York Yankees hits a double in the eighth inning against the Detroit Tigers during a game at Yankee Stadium on September 5, 2023 in New York City. The Yankees defeated the Tigers 5-1. (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)

  • Mets Lose To Nats

    Meanwhile, the Mets lost to the Nationals…3 to 2.  The Mets had a two to nothing lead but blew it.  They fall to 64 and 75 for the season.

    New York Mets v Washington Nationals

    WASHINGTON, DC – SEPTEMBER 06: CJ Abrams #5 of the Washington Nationals throws to first base for a double play after forcing out Rafael Ortega #30 of the New York Mets in the ninth inning at Nationals Park on September 06, 2023 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

  • Phils Take Down Padres

    The Phillies took down the Padres…5 to 1.  Kyle Schwarber crushed his 41st home run of the year…a 465-foot bomb.  The Phillies improve to 77 and 62…as they’re in the first, National League, Wild Card spot by five games.

    Philadelphia Phillies v San Diego Padres

    SAN DIEGO, CA – SEPTEMBER 04: Trea Turner #7 of the Philadelphia Phillies, right, is congratulated by Kyle Schwarber #12 after hitting a two-run home run during the second inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres on September 4, 2023 at Petco Park in San Diego, California. (Photo by Denis Poroy/Getty Images)

  • NFL Season Kicks Off Tonight

    Over to the NFL.  Are you ready for some football?  The NFL regular season kicks off tonight when the defending champion Kansas City Chiefs take on the Detroit Lions!  Patrick Mahomes Vs. Jared Goff!  Champs versus up-and-comers!

    Kansas City Chiefs v Arizona Cardinals

    GLENDALE, ARIZONA – AUGUST 19: Patrick Mahomes #15 of the Kansas City Chiefs looks to throw the ball during the first quarter of a preseason game against the Arizona Cardinals at State Farm Stadium on August 19, 2023 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Norm Hall/Getty Images)

  • U.S. To Play Germany In FIBA Semi's

    Germany will play the United States in the semifinals of the Basketball World Cup…as Germany defeated Latvia yesterday in the FIBA tournament. The U.S. played Germany earlier this year and had to have a big rally to beat them…so it should be good.

    Italy v USA: Quarter Final - FIBA Basketball World Cup

    MANILA, PHILIPPINES – SEPTEMBER 05: Jalen Brunson #11 of the United States drives to the basket in the first quarter during the FIBA Basketball World Cup quarterfinal game against Italy at Mall of Asia Arena on September 05, 2023 in Manila, Philippines. (Photo by Yong Teck Lim/Getty Images)

  • That's Today's Davey Mac Sports Report

    That’s Today’s Davey Mac Sports Report! Catch previous editions in the Sports Report section for daily sports awesomeness!  BOOM!

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