Play along with the No Sweat News Quiz as we give away Guns-n-Roses tickets!

Yeah, it’s a giant prize on today’s No Sweat News Quiz!

GnR at Metlife this August…

We’ll be going to the phones for a random caller in a moment and if you’re that random caller then you’ll have the first shot at the quiz.

Remember, 3 of the stories below are real and one is made up.  Correctly identify the made up story and you’re gold.

The winner is taken on air but we wanted you to have a chance to play along…

• Dateline, Washington DC for story number one. 

  A 15 year old punk chose the wrong day to continue his life of crime when the old lady he tried to car jack turned the tables on him and beat him up.  Local news reports that Grandma fought him off long enough for neighbors to come out and that’s when the real beating began.  Grandma called the cops and the punk left in a police ambulance.  Moral of the story?  Sign her up for the Justice League, man!

  That’s story number one, now known as:  Nobody f’s with the Grandma.  Not up in here.

• And story number 2 for today's No Sweat News quiz:  Dateline:  New York. 

  Some dude found an American Airlines airport transfer bus sitting and idling at JFK the other day.  So he stole it and took it for a joy ride.  The guy made it all the way to Manhattan before cops found him and pulled him over.  Moral of the story?  Did he take the Van Wick?  Because that way is brutal, man.

  That’s story number 2, now known as:  Yeah, but did he make all the stops along the way?!

• Our third story for today's No Sweat News Quiz takes us to Baltimore.

  Reggie Murphy just got busted using someone else’s pee for his court mandated drug test.  Reggie knew he’d test positive for drugs so he got creative and collected his dog’s pee and tried to sneak it in and submit that.  But, the lab picked up on it right away because not many people test positive for rabies, heartworms and kennel cough.  Moral of the story?  He’s busted and seriously dude, bring your pup to the vet, would ya?

  That’s story number 3, now known as:  Yeah but that’s effort right there.  Do you know how hard it is to collect enough of your dog’s pee for a drug test?  Chasing him around with a cup, man.  That’s not easy.

• And our 4th and final story for today's No Sweat News Quiz:  Dateline, your grocery store. 

  Wendy’s the hamburger chain has decided that their chili is so good, it’s got to be available everywhere so they’re announcing that they’re putting the stuff in cans and distributing it at grocery stores.  So look for it right next to the other bland, awful store chili you never want to buy.  Moral of the story?  That’s like telling me that I’ve won a lifetime supply of RC Cola.  Gee, great.

   

  That’s story number 4, now known as:  Alex, I’ll take “bad ideas out of the corporate offices for 200”, please.

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