We’re the last one!  That’s right baby!  New Jersey!  The last state in the entire country to not have self serve gas pumps!  It was down to us and Oregon, but Oregon just allowed self serve gas because finding attendants became too tough.  So, we’re last!  What does Carl think about that?  Hmmmm… not a lot of faith in his fellow New Jerseyans!
Also in today’s No Sweat News:  special ketchup for July 4th and a criminal busted for assault with candy.