The No Sweat News Snack Editor has called for all flags to fly at half-staff to honor a frozen treat that will no longer be available.  Decades of deliciousness fading way into the sunset as the Good Humor man lets us all down.  Cue the sad face.
Also on today’s No Sweat News:  Good news for women as the Gender Gap will be coming to an end and women will finally be paid the same as men for the same work… also:  ice in your beer this summer?  It’s possible and could be a good thing!