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Drunk Hot Dog TP’d Her Neighbor’s Car

Yeah your reading that right, a drunk hot dog tp’d her neighbors car ! Let’s get you over to Florida and start this story off with 48-year-old Marcia Morgan was…

NEW YORK - JULY 4: A person dressed in a hot dog costume warms up the crowd at the 2010 Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest at the original Nathan's Famous in Coney Island on July 4, 2010 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. Joey Chestnut won this year's International Federation of Competitive Eating event, eating 54 hot dogs, while his biggest rival Takeru Kobayashi didn't compete due to a contract dispute with Major League Eating. Subsequently, Kobayashi was arrested for attempting to hop a barricade and get on the stage after the event, charges are pending. (Photo by Michael Nagle/Getty Images)
(Photo by Michael Nagle/Getty Images)

Yeah your reading that right, a drunk hot dog tp'd her neighbors car ! Let's get you over to Florida and start this story off with 48-year-old Marcia Morgan was very angry after one of her neighbors parked too close to her yard. So she decided to toilet paper their car.  According to the police reports, she got so hammered drunk and dressed in a HOT DOG COSTUME ! Why you might ask no one really knows.

According to these reports they say she was leaning against the person's car, with a roll of toilet paper in her hand, while pulling off strips and putting it all over their vehicle. They described her as wasted and also uncooperative.  It's not clear if she'd had run-ins with her neighbors before, and cops didn't say why she was dressed as a hot dog.  Here is the thing, this all happened around four o'clock in the afternoon. The local police are charging her with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, and she pled no contest the next day.  She has to pay a $550 fine, or do around 40 hours of community service to work it off.

Gotts' Thoughts On This Story

I think Marcia Morgan should not only pay the $550 fine, but also do her 40 hours of community service in the hot dog costume. If I was the judge in that case, I would be telling her that right to her face. Sometimes you just have to sit back and relax and not let the booze take over your emotions. Next time she gets all messed up like that she should put on a Snickers outfit and calm down.

Thank you for taking the time out to check this story out and as always rocking out with me and your friends here on 95.9 The Rat. You can get more crazy stories by clicking right HERE. Much LOVE and CHEERS. - Gotts

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Gotts is the unofficial mascot of the county. Whenever WRAT is hosting an event, people ask if Gotts will be there. there. Like Bigfoot, many people claim to see him in the area. According to Gotts, he was thrown out of home school in Monroe Township. To keep up with his own legend, Gotts likes writing about wacky local news that happens – such as pepperoni vandals. His favorite movie is Point Break, and is a big lover of Miller Lite. His favorite words to live by are “The windshield is always bigger than the rearview mirror”.