Man Caught Indulging in “Private Moment” at Lowe’s Shed

Let's take you over to Louisiana, or maybe we shouldn't on this next story.  A guy just got arrested on Mother's Day, nonetheless, after he was caught pleasuring himself inside a display shed at Lowe's. Check this out, it happened around 5:00 p.m., at a Lowe's in New Orleans.  If you've never seen one before,e they are one of those tool sheds right out front of Lowe's that show the different storage options they've got.  Well, someone who was interested in one looked inside one and saw this NAKED guy, according to reports.

Here comes the really crazy part: the cops showed up and searched about four or five of the display sheds, and eventually found him lying on his back. He had his pants around his ankles, and even there was an open tub of lube next to him. According to police they said he also had an "electronic device," and we are guessing it was a cell phone because he admitted he'd been pleasuring himself and said he was watching some stuff on the phone. The cops did not release his name and age, but he's facing obscenity charges.

Hey, this guy should know if you want to have a private moment in a shed, you should maybe think about buying it first. This guy gives "Lowe's" and whole new meaning to how he is living his life. You have to be pretty crazy and kinda out there to do something like this. I'm sure Lowe's will never let this guy ever back in their stores or even out front. I hope "Home Depot" gets the word on this guy and keeps an eye out for him. Lock your sheds up !! LOL

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