An Easy Jet flight out of England took a crazy turn the other day. The entire plane was aware that a couple had “snuck” into the rear bathroom. They were marking their passports with the “Mile High” club stamp. Check out the video below. The entire plane cheers when the flight attendant opens the bathroom door and busts them joining the mile high club. Perhaps we should change the airline’s name to, “Sleezy Jet”!
I’m not exactly sure how the entire plane knew what was going on in that bathroom but I have a few guesses. It’s possible that most people on board knew each other and the couple had announced their plans before boarding. It’s also possible that the sounds of passion may have emanated from the bathroom. LOL.
Whatever the reason, everyone seemed to know that there was a trip to boom-town going on in there. Clearly, the flight attendant felt the urge to have some fun that day and decided to use his universal key to open the door on the amorous couple. And that’s how you get busted joining the mile-high club!
Easy Jet is a low-cost European airline that has worked up a reputation for being cheap and that makes it popular with young people who want to fly off to a semi-exotic location to party for a long weekend. Judging from this crowd, it looks like the party has already started! LOL! A classic No Sweat News video here in The Pit!
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(I was today years old when I learned that a flight attendant has a way to get into an airplane bathroom door. Even if it’s locked from the inside. I mean it makes sense that they can do that, but I just never really thought of it. So, word to the wise on that! Think of that the next time so you don’t get busted joining the mile-high club.)
Aaron Rodgers Says He Saw A UFO In New Jersey (VIDEO)
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen and appreciators of athletics! Davey Mac here and we’ve got another action-packed Sports Report for ya! The Baby Bombers are at it again in the Bronx! NFL regular season returns tonight! Team USA! And more! But first…
…Did you see the final episode of HBO’s amazing football docuseries Hard Knocks? As you may know…this season they have featured the New York Jets…which means all access to star quarterback Aaron Rodgers. And he did not disappoint. On the season finale, Rodgers told a story where he and two buddies saw a UFO while in New Jersey. Check this out…
"Did we just see what we think we just saw?"
— NFL (@NFL) September 6, 2023
Aaron Rodgers details a UFO sighting 🛸
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So…what do you think? As a card-carrying MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) member…I can tell you…this happened. Listen…some people think I’m nuts because I’m open to the Ancient Astronaut Theory…which states that aliens have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. And, yeah…I watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel…so what?
BALTIMORE, MD – NOVEMBER 11: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos speaks onstage at Ancient Aliens: Alien Engineering during day 3 of AlienCon Baltimore 2018 at Baltimore Convention Center on November 11, 2018 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by Riccardo Savi/Getty Images for HISTORY)
As created by Erich von Däniken in his best-selling book Chariots of the Gods?, the Ancient Astronaut Theory supposes that aliens have been observing us and possibly guiding us for at least a millennia. The ship that Rodgers saw could have visited our planet hundreds of times before!
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – JUNE 21: Erich von Däniken attends AlienCon Los Angeles 2019 presented by A+E Networks and Mischief Management at Los Angeles Convention Center on June 21, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Paul Butterfield/Getty Images)
The bottom line is that if aliens contact Aaron Rodgers…wouldn’t this be an unfair advantage for the Jets? Speaking as a Giants fan…I don’t think it’s right that Rodgers could get telepathic help from the aliens as he’s playing. I mean…if the aliens can travel light-years across the universe…surely they can read a top-tier NFL defense, break it down, and give Rodgers the keys to success. Not cool.
(Photo by Joe Raedle/Newsmakers)
Now, all that aside, I’m glad that Rodgers came forward with the truth. I believe you, Aaron. I think you really did see an alien spacecraft. Because the Truth is out there. I’m Davey Mac…and I’m insane.
Yanks Win As Dominguez Homers Again
The Yankees beat the Tigers last night…4 to 3…as “The Martian” homered yet again! Yankee rookie sensation Jasson Dominguez slugged his 3rd home run and had three hits overall…in fact…the Yankees had him hitting third last night…and he came through. The Yankees have won eight of their last ten games and are now six and (at 70 and 69) are half games out of the third, American League, Wild Card spot.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – SEPTEMBER 5: Jasson Dominguez #89 of the New York Yankees hits a double in the eighth inning against the Detroit Tigers during a game at Yankee Stadium on September 5, 2023 in New York City. The Yankees defeated the Tigers 5-1. (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)
Mets Lose To Nats
Meanwhile, the Mets lost to the Nationals…3 to 2. The Mets had a two to nothing lead but blew it. They fall to 64 and 75 for the season.
WASHINGTON, DC – SEPTEMBER 06: CJ Abrams #5 of the Washington Nationals throws to first base for a double play after forcing out Rafael Ortega #30 of the New York Mets in the ninth inning at Nationals Park on September 06, 2023 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)
Phils Take Down Padres
The Phillies took down the Padres…5 to 1. Kyle Schwarber crushed his 41st home run of the year…a 465-foot bomb. The Phillies improve to 77 and 62…as they’re in the first, National League, Wild Card spot by five games.
SAN DIEGO, CA – SEPTEMBER 04: Trea Turner #7 of the Philadelphia Phillies, right, is congratulated by Kyle Schwarber #12 after hitting a two-run home run during the second inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres on September 4, 2023 at Petco Park in San Diego, California. (Photo by Denis Poroy/Getty Images)
NFL Season Kicks Off Tonight
Over to the NFL. Are you ready for some football? The NFL regular season kicks off tonight when the defending champion Kansas City Chiefs take on the Detroit Lions! Patrick Mahomes Vs. Jared Goff! Champs versus up-and-comers!
GLENDALE, ARIZONA – AUGUST 19: Patrick Mahomes #15 of the Kansas City Chiefs looks to throw the ball during the first quarter of a preseason game against the Arizona Cardinals at State Farm Stadium on August 19, 2023 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Norm Hall/Getty Images)
U.S. To Play Germany In FIBA Semi's
Germany will play the United States in the semifinals of the Basketball World Cup…as Germany defeated Latvia yesterday in the FIBA tournament. The U.S. played Germany earlier this year and had to have a big rally to beat them…so it should be good.
MANILA, PHILIPPINES – SEPTEMBER 05: Jalen Brunson #11 of the United States drives to the basket in the first quarter during the FIBA Basketball World Cup quarterfinal game against Italy at Mall of Asia Arena on September 05, 2023 in Manila, Philippines. (Photo by Yong Teck Lim/Getty Images)
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