Move Over, “Moist” A New Word To Hate Was Invented
Dateline your mouth.
Move over “moist” there’s new annoying word in town.
Everyone hates “moist”. And that one came out of nowhere. I really didn’t ever think “moist” was all that terrible. Like I wasn’t going to vomit up a 250 word salad because someone said the word, “moist” but, suddenly, boom. MOIST equals hate.
Well, I predict a similar fate for the new word that is catching fire to describe foods that are both sweet and spicy. Sweet and spicy is a flavor combination that some cool and trendy chefs have been mixing into their new wave menu items.
Sweet and sour is great. I mean, “sweet and sour chicken” is down right super delicious. But now a lot of chefs are going the sweet and spicy route. You heard me right, sweet and spicy.
OK, now I don’t think sweet and spicy is really a new thing. Has anyone over in the trend watch heard of “Barbeque”? Lots of America’s favorite BBQ sauces have some combination of sweet and spicy. Back in the day (like last week) we used to call it, “it’s got some zing to it”. But whatever, some trendy chef puts three hundred drops of spice on a plate and the restaurant world acts like they’ve never seen an alphabet before.
But the dopes over at the Today show noticed this trend of “sweet and spicy” and they see a new word popping up to describe the flavor combination. And the name that’s catching on for it: SWICY.
I dunno. Immediately under my skin. It’s def the new annoying word in town; swicy.
I mean we didn’t do that for sweet and sour. SWOUR? No, of course not. I don’t think we need Swicy.
Not today, internet. Not today. Not. Today.
Carl, out.
Plus One Protocol: 5 Behaviors You Should Avoid As A Plus One
Ditch the Shy Act: Embrace Socializing
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Just because you’re tagging along with someone you know doesn’t mean you should stick to them like glue and avoid talking to anyone else. The non-socializing plus one is the epitome of wallflower behavior. They often stand or sit on the sidelines, observing the interactions but rarely engaging in conversations. As a plus one, you want to avoid being glued to your phone or standing on the outskirts of the party. Try joining in conversations and mingling with guests.
Dress Code Rebellion
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Dismissing the dress code as a plus one is a dangerous game to play. Whether it’s showing up to a formal affair in casual attire or wearing something outrageously attention-grabbing that steals the spotlight from the host or guest of honor, you don’t want to do this. If you’re unsure of what the dress code is, you should ask the person who invited you.
Party Hard, But Not Too Hard
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When you’re someone’s plus one, it’s crucial to keep an eye on your drink intake. Being the drunk plus one is a big no-no. So, remember to pace yourself and avoid going overboard on the alcohol. Nobody wants to deal with a sloppy mess at the event. Stay in control, have a good time, and keep the party vibe going without crossing the line into a drunken disaster zone.
No Rudeness Allowed
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Show good manners, steer clear of offensive jokes, and treat others with respect as a plus one. Remember, the event is a time to connect and have fun, so be kind and considerate to everyone involved. Steering clear of topics like politics and religion. You probably don’t know most of the people there, so you shouldn’t make assumptions about their beliefs. Also – and this should go without saying, but we’ll say it — avoid publicly critiquing the person you came with.
Negative Nancy Alert
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Don’t fall into the trap of constantly complaining, picking apart every detail from food to music to ambiance. Instead, focus on enjoying the event and making the most of the experience. A positive attitude goes a long way in creating a fun and memorable time for everyone involved. Don’t be a “Debbie Downer” or a “Bob Bummer.”
