Guy Broke Into A Church And Baptized Himself
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Well, Rat Rockers you can’t fix crazy and stupid, in other words, this guy just did that. Apparently, a guy from Georgia took a trip over to Panama City Beach Florida on Friday then decided to break into a church to rob it and then took the time to baptize himself.
I don’t know but If you ask me I think when you get baptized especially as an adult you are trying to clean your soul from sins not go out and get them.
According to FOX 5 Atlanta, his name is Derek Porter, and used a cinderblock to smash out a window and then got into the Churches’ baptism pool.
Once he got a quick bath he then loaded a TV, computer, and other expensive electronics into a truck he had parked outside. He even stole the church’s money bag. Well not before the cops got there and he was still there and arrested him for burglary and criminal mischief. Guess what they also found? Yup, Meth so he got that added to his charges too.
When the cops did get to the scene they had their body cameras rolling and Derek Porter really seemed out of it and confused when they asked me if he was acting alone and if anyone was with him. I don’t know why he took a ride from Georgia to Florida to rob the church but maybe he has been listening to The Rat and wanted to make the “No Sweat News.”
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Glad to say no one was hurt and here is a very part of the story because it must have been really hot out that day, check this out one of the police K-9 dogs were on the scene doing their job and protecting their handlers, the cute pup ALSO jumped in the baptism pool too !!
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Gotts is the unofficial mascot of the county. Whenever WRAT is hosting an event, people ask if Gotts will be there. there. Like Bigfoot, many people claim to see him in the area. According to Gotts, he was thrown out of home school in Monroe Township. To keep up with his own legend, Gotts likes writing about wacky local news that happens – such as pepperoni vandals. His favorite movie is Point Break, and is a big lover of Miller Lite. His favorite words to live by are “The windshield is always bigger than the rearview mirror”.