Gotts Nearly Burns Down The Local Laundromat -Sets Off Fire Alarm
Attention RAT Rock Nation, Gotts has lost more brain cells in one week than you and I have lost in a lifetime. It became obvious yesterday when Gotts headed out to the local laundromat to do his laundry and sent the crowds running for their lives. This kid has no idea how to operate a washing machine, or any machine for that matter.
This clueless street urchin runs amok every time he leaves his crib. It’s not just boozin’ and chasing tail my friend. This whirling dervish’s attempts at being responsible would make a great sitcom. Are you listening to Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, Paramount +?
I mean, look at this photo of this freak!
A few weeks ago, he popped into the WRAT air studio to ask Rockyn Robyn for advice on how to properly dry his already freshly laundered Vans sneakers. Robyn told him to hang the sneakers on a door knob to air dry them and advised him to NEVER wash his sneakers in the washing machine because it can cause damage to the machine. Gotts said, “I don’t care, it’s not my machine.” How’s that for disrespecting our local businesses’ property?
Robyn immediately reported Gotts’s actions to the local laundromat which immediately got him a lifetime ban. Gotts has since found another laundromat at a location he refuses to disclose.
Yesterday, Gotts completely ignored Robyn’s wise advice and threw not 1, but 2 pairs of sneakers into the new laundromat’s machine. The machine started acting up. About 20 minutes later, the machine was going crazy, shaking as if it was possessed, Gotts then named the machine Reagan and promptly summoned an exorcist.
All of a sudden, the owner of the laundromat emerged from the back office to see Gotts standing near an out-of-control washing machine that filled the entire laundromat with smoke and set off the smoke alarm. There was water and a boatload of suds leaking from the unit. Customers were freaking out and running for their lives.
Gotts called Robyn in a panic asking her what to do. Robyn said, “What the heck did I tell you?” Then promptly hung up on him rendering him helpless.
Here’s some good advice, don’t let Gotts operate heavy machinery or any machinery…EVER!
6 Surprising Chores That Can Actually Make You Feel Good
Mowing The Lawn
For some, being outside in the fresh air and sunshine while doing physical work can be quite enjoyable. There’s something about seeing a freshly cut and neat lawn that can provide a sense of pride and accomplishment. This can lead to increased happiness and satisfaction. Also, the rhythmic motion of mowing the lawn can be meditative for some people, which allows to clear their minds and reduce stress levels.
Laundry
The process of doing laundry can provide a sense of accomplishment and productivity. It involves completing a task from start to finish. And the act of folding and organizing freshly washed clothes can be satisfying for some people, helping them create a more organized and tidy living space. The task of doing laundry can also be an aromatic experience with the fresh and clean scent of newly washed clothes. That surely can lift a person’s mood.
Dishes
Washing dishes may not be the most glamorous of tasks, but it can actually be a chore that brings happiness. For some, the act of washing dishes can be a meditative activity that allows them to focus on the task at hand and clear their mind of other distractions.
Cleaning The Bathroom
Scrubbing away grime and dirt and restoring order to a space that may have become chaotic, can provide a sense of accomplishment and even a feeling of control over one’s environment. while cleaning the bathroom may not be everyone’s favorite chore, it can certainly be a task that brings a sense of peace and contentment to those who find joy in tidying up their living spaces.
Vacuuming
Vacuuming, like any other chore, can bring a sense of happiness and accomplishment to some people. Cleaning up dust, debris, and other particles from carpets and floors can provide a tangible sense of progress and order. Especially when you see the results of a freshly vacuumed space. Some people enjoy the sound and motion that a vacuum cleaner creates. It’s almost like a a sense of calm and relaxation, which can be therapeutic.
Cooking
Figuring out what to eat daily and having to cook it may not be enjoyable for some people. Cooking can be considered a chore, especially if they feel like they have to cook out of necessity rather than as a hobby or a creative outlet. It can provide a sense of satisfaction, accomplishment, and creativity. When you’re preparing a meal for yourself or others, it can be a way to express your love and care for those you are feeding. Also, cooking can be a stress-relieving activity that allows you to focus your attention on the task at hand and forget about other worries for a while.
