Summer ’23 Drink, White Claw Vodka + Soda
Sponsored by White Claw Hey Jimmy here, and I’m getting ready for the Summer of 23 with a brand new refreshing drink! It’s from my friends at White Claw, except…
Sponsored by White Claw
Hey Jimmy here, and I’m getting ready for the Summer of 23 with a brand new refreshing drink! It’s from my friends at White Claw, except it’s not seltzer! No no, it’s the all new White Claw Vodka + Soda! And it’s bussin’!
It’s 4.5 percent alcohol and only 100 calories per can! Plus it comes in 4 amazing flavors: there’s peach, watermelon, willlld cherry, and my favorite, pineapple! Best of all, White Claw Vodka + Soda is made with real White Claw Vodka! Pick some up today at your local liquor store
Or order next time your at you favorite bar or club. And hey, if they don’t have it yet, make sure you tell them they need to get White Claw Vodka + Soda, it’s what vodka and soda should be!
Jimmy StealWriter
Believe it or not, Jimmy’s first job was overnights at a Christian Radio Station. He claims he got into radio because like Rocky Balboa once said, “cause I can’t sing or dance.” Jimmy loves to write about all local happenings, especially around his town of Toms River.
Favorite Pastime (other than masturbation, of course): Cheering for the Yankees, and crying for the J-E-T-S!!!
Favorite Food: Hot Sauce…I collect ’em!
Favorite Drink: PRUNO…look it up, if you dare!
Favorite Movies: The Exorcist, Planet of The Apes (the original), To Kill a Mockingbird, Annie Hall, and of course GF 1 & GF 2…I heard that’s how the real fans refer to them.
Favorite Movie Line: easy…Murry-Caddyshack-“big hitter, the Lama”…f#$*in’ riot!
Best Rat Rock Bands: STP, VH, ZEP, PEARL JAM, FOOS, PEPPERS,AC/DC
Favorite New Bands: Glorious Sons, Rival Sons, Dirty Honey
Most Embarrassing Moment: the moment my mother reads this shit!
Best Day: I know a lot of folks say this, but it’s true: the day my little girl Jynell and my boy Big D were born! Next to that, it would have to be the day I was baked on earth day in Central Park and met Keefer Sutherland…baked too, I believe.
